REDLAND
Active member
Marvellous someones stalking Steven, Piggy have you a knife ??
hes not joking he tried to make me indeed 'f*** myself'Safeway said:FUUUUUUUUUCK.
(The 'f*** yourself' was a joke, btw. If you know me you'll know that. )
you where there too?redland said:Didn't work though Braders did it, its difficult when you have such a small cock
Safeway said:Piggy, have we slept together?
(Not that that would give much away.)
Little Piggy said:And now he is swearing at me! I am truly a priveledge individual today!
Do you know we have met on several occasions, Safeway? I have been out with you in Eastbourne and Brighton, I have even stayed at your house...
Scared now?
Safeway said:*is scared*
Little Piggy said:And I am not precious Jewel's sister. Although, naturally, I have met her.
Safeway said:I knew that. Your grammar and spelling is far too good. (You've probably slept with her though.)
Well I'm f***ing STUMPED, so am just going to egde slowly towards the door now, making no sudden movements. Okay?