FAO Crabbers

[Yorkie]

Definitely left on the shelf at 27 then

 

[Marc]

Definitely left on the shelf at 27 then

 

[berkshire seagull]

Left on the shelf you bet as its crabbers who is every girls best friend ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Crab my sis has a big thing for Moby, as a lookalike of his do you want me to put in a word for you?

Although if even Berkshire (not usually the fussiest guy) rejected her that prolly doesn't say much for her

 

[Marc]

Crab my sis has a big thing for Moby, as a lookalike of his do you want me to put in a word for you?

Although if even Berkshire (not usually the fussiest guy) rejected her that prolly doesn't say much for her

lol well yeah the mighty Berky rejecting women aint good...no offence to your sis mind

 

[berkshire seagull]

Oi less of that as i am pretty fussy in who i choose so there
Funny enough i reckon crabbers and you sis danny would make a great couple as she moves well on the floor i can tell ya and as nice body.

 

[Marc]

good dancer eh? Marvelous! Danny bring her out on the 3rd, it just so happens to be MY BIRTHDAY

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Crabbers - You cant seriously shag DANNY SEAGULL'S sister?!




Have some dignity man. You can have a go on one of my bitches for a fiver. Actually make that a pint as its your birthday....

 

[Marc]

Crabbers - You cant seriously shag DANNY SEAGULL'S sister?!




Have some dignity man. You can have a go on one of my bitches for a fiver. Actually make that a pint as its your birthday....

lol true!

as for your idea...I'm on it

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Or, we could go back to the Standard and pull those two bitches that were LOVING us last time we were there.

I pulled one of them and the blonde bird was asking "Wheres Marc?" Then you turned up later and she LOVED you.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Hold on just thought, I took her home that night and told her I would call her soon.





That was about 2 months ago!

 

[Trigger]

You never called me back either

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Thats because you cant work a mobile phone because you are a THICKIE, isnt it Valder...

 

[Trigger]

Oh BARRETT you fibber.

 

[Marc]

you know what johnny....I have absolutley NO recollection of dancing with two birds especially one that knew my name

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You could always get Jonny Boyle to give you another one of my FAT CAST-OFFS

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Yes you do!

The first time we went we were dancing and I kept shouting 'ARGH' at them, and picked one of them up. Then the next time I went there I saw them again, pulled the brunette and the blonde asked where you were. ...

I said I didnt know but you turned up about an hour later out of the blue.

f*** me Crabbers no wonder you havent got a bird, you dont even know when some CHICK is up for it!

 

[Marc]

lol NOW i remember! the old memory is faultering abit....damn must've been hammered if I did'nt pull!

 

[berkshire seagull]

I got a couple of slim attractive birds going cheap if your interested. as the Q is getting far to long.

 

[Marc]

yeah but are they over 16 Berky?



and no I'm not meeting them in the Event