Fancy sending Neville Southall an email?

[Doc Lynam]

Well its going to cost you just shy of 50 notes. Premier League - Everton legend Southall 'selling emails for £49' - Yahoo! Eurosport

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I could think of better ways of wasting my money than asking the fat Welshy how he felt his management skills tallied up at Hastings.

 

[Blackadder]

Well its going to cost you just shy of 50 notes. Premier League - Everton legend Southall 'selling emails for £49' - Yahoo! Eurosport

Would have thought your mates on the Daily Mail Newsdesk would have fed you this one Doc !

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Greetings dear friend,

My name is Mr Papaya Um Bongo. I am friend of god as are you. I am stuck in political prison in Congo and require help from you to release $10,000,00,0 of gold ingots. For this I will require your bank details, mothers birth name.

God smiles on you.

Best wishes my friend.

Yours truly,

Colonel Papaya Um Bongo





Hi Papaya,

Thanks for the message. I would be delighted to help. But first of all, you owe me £49 for the email.

Best wishes,

Big Nev

 

[Gritt23]

Hi Papaya,

Thanks for the message. I would be delighted to help. But first of all, you owe me £49 for the email.

Best wishes,

Big Nev

Hello my friend,

As a man of many million ingots, and 285 goats, I am most very happy to have a reply from you. I will, of course, pay you the 49 pounds that you require, and I also pray for the health of you.

To make this payment to you, and to transfer my £10.000,000,0 ingots, I will require your full bank details, and mothers maiden name.

Your friend,

Colonel Papaya Um Bongo

 

[pigbite]

Made me chuckle.

 

[Kumquat]

Hello my friend,

As a man of many million ingots, and 285 goats, I am most very happy to have a reply from you. I will, of course, pay you the 49 pounds that you require, and I also pray for the health of you.

To make this payment to you, and to transfer my £10.000,000,0 ingots, I will require your full bank details, and mothers maiden name.

Your friend,

Colonel Papaya Um Bongo

Why don't you give me a call Colonel and we can discuss. That will be £99. Nev.

 

[Gritt23]

Why don't you give me a call Colonel and we can discuss. That will be £99. Nev.

I am currently in political jail where the price of a phone call is a private act that a Colonel should never do.

Your bank details, and mothers maiden name please very much.

Colonel Papaya Um Bongo.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Would have thought your mates on the Daily Mail Newsdesk would have fed you this one Doc !