Fancy Dress Help Required

[porkdog]

I do an annual pub crawl with my mates every feb in London with a fancy dress theme and this year is it's 10th anniversary.

Previous years have included me dressing as mr T, a ghostbuster and other random costumes.

The Theme for our 10 year anniversary is double acts eg barbie and ken, torville and dean etc.

Basically i need ideas as i'm struggling, the pub crawl is in 4 weeks (plenty of time) but if anyone has any ideas, comedy or otherwise they would be much appreciated.

now the person i am going with as a double act is Black so i really could do with one white and one black costume.

help me.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Double act fancy dress = Batman & Robin.

 

[Superphil]

Go as a very small part of a very large piano

 

[The Spanish]

go as clay and cooper. then half way through the evening put him right on his arse.

 

[Trufflehound]

Wrap yourself in a white tube and go as Benson and Hedges.

 

[Mendoza]

I am also after some fancy dress help, along with some other NSCers as we are going to an NSC legend's birthday, it is an 80s themed fancy dress party

Any ideas of people we could go as

 

[Trigger]

I am also after some fancy dress help, along with some other NSCers as we are going to an NSC legend's birthday, it is an 80s themed fancy dress party

Any ideas of people we could go as

I have already asked MARCUS for some inspiration for that as he really is the KING of fancy dress.

 

[maffew]

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Chapper's Own Goal]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Spend the whole night doing the "Dance"

Stand upright with the left leg slightly bent.
Bend right arm at the elbow so forearm is perpendicular to the waist with upper arm pressed tightly against the chest wall- thumb extended.place left arm at angle of 45 degrees to the body.
Gently rotate thorax from right to left whilst inclining head slightly forward waving the mullet in the direction of travel. Once the head is facing over the left shoulder turn it back to face the front and reverse move , keeping arms in same position as before but ending the move with right leg slightly bent.

Repeat

 

[Twinkle Toes]

 

[withdeanwombat]

Go as Alcock and Brown (the early aviators).

You can be Alcock.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Nibble]

One should go as the black Michael jackson and one should go as the modern day paedo Michael jackson

 

[porkdog]

thanks guys, all of your help is appreciated but as of yet i cannot use any of them, the reason being we are both rather large. its a rugby do, the black guy is a prop and im a number 8 so both of us are very large. i think we might look a bit stupid if we were to go as the cheeky girls!!

 

[itszamora]

i think we might look a bit stupid if we were to go as the cheeky girls!!

Isn't that the whole point of fancy dress?

 

[Mendoza]

thanks guys, all of your help is appreciated but as of yet i cannot use any of them, the reason being we are both rather large. its a rugby do, the black guy is a prop and im a number 8 so both of us are very large. i think we might look a bit stupid if we were to go as the cheeky girls!!

ok then, how about the half ton son and his mum

 

[porkdog]

looking stupid is the point of fancy dress but have you ever seen a black guy try to describe himself as a cheeky girl. no, neither have i. we would like something so some people might know who we are

 

[Trufflehound]