Falmer - what would YOU do to get that "YES" ?

[Easy 10]

If John Prescott came up to you and said: "In order for me to say YES to Falmer, you MUST complete one of these tasks"... which one would you be prepared to do ? Come on, take one for the team....

 

[Marc]

beard shavings, like longish strands of pepper!

 

[Braders]

i'd do all but

Grow an unsightly wart next to your top lip, and have it gnawed off by a rat - easiest because i've got a head start

now wheres that rat?


Expose your genitals to your local newsagent regularly over the course of a week- i do that anyway

ban me for reading there magazines

 

[REDLAND]

Cats Anus

 

[Yorkie]

If it meant Falmer, I could just about manage the kiss with Warren Aspinall (whether he would reciprocate is a different matter)

 

[tinx]

Any of them.

 

[Brovion]

It's not so much what I'd do to get the 'YES' but what I'll do if we don't ............

 

[Ernest]

I'm staying at Withdean, I never fought against Archer and Bellotti for another tinpot dictator to kick me out of my ground

 

[Westdene Seagull]

The daughter of my local Newsagent often serves behind the counter and is stunning so ....

Expose your genitals to your local newsagent regularly over the course of a week

..... wouldn't be much of a hardship !!!

 

[TSB]

i went for the pigeon,especially if i had a job as it would seem comical....might get sacked tho
and btw,which newsagent is that? i presume its in westdene? valley drive?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Eldred Ave.

 

[TSB]

hmm dont know that one.....but will check
btw "want falmer"?

 

[Meade's Ball]

It would take me a week to fully expose my genitals.

*unravel*

 

[berkshire seagull]

I would do f-all as it won't change my life whatever happens

 

[Westdene Seagull]

btw "want falmer"?

Of course !!!! Profile now updated ( I'm a lazy bastard and usually can't be bothered to fill in details on forms ).

 

[TSB]

good man,also good to see your a mark beeney fan