Falmer - Field of Dreams pt. 1

[Easy 10]

In the first of a series of groundbreaking threads, I hereby announce my intention over the coming months to document the progress of the construction of our stadium through the medium of dance. Whilst conducting my challenging yet startling dance routines, I will also be taking a series of photographs of the Falmer site, which I shall post here. And so it came to pass that on a chilly, blustery November morning, I found myself amongst the sparse wintery trees, the JCB's and the flattened wet mud of an expectant field that will one day host top quality third division football.

Todays dance was entitled "Ragu", in deference to the legendary spaghetti bolognaise sauce, rich in protein, modified maize starch and polyunsaturates. I only wish you could have been there to see it. Anyway, here are the pictures.




Activity so far seems to be focussed on the south-east corner of the site. Perhaps this is the beginnings of the coach park ? I dunno. But I left the site both invigorated by the bracing winds, heartened by the proof that things are finally underway, and mildly aroused at the sight of a four ton Rahilly JCB.

 

[Pablo]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Daft bugger!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I see they have already got the changing rooms completed.

 

[gullshark]

Those pictures give me a little horn.

 

[Taybha]

I see they have already got the changing rooms completed.

lmfao:yahoo:

 

[Fungus]

Thanks Easy 10. Keep on dancin'
:dance:

 

[bristolseagull]

Those pictures give me a little horn.

I too noticed a little stiring in my underpants at the sight of those pictures

 

[bhadeb]

Is that all just for the excavation work?

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

This is all getting so BOREing.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Exclusive footage of Easy 10 performing The Dance Of The Ragu can be found HERE

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z118/jamieisfroggy/dancing_fat_guy.gif

 

[Nottseagull]

I hope the pictures are going to be dated and timestamped for posterity.
Maybe you could write a book about it. You could call it "Goldstone to Falmer in 15 easy years", but I'm sure others can come up with a better title.

 

[Marc]

sterling work Easy, the attention to detail in getting the Buckingham sign in the foreground and JCBs in the background is simply BRILLIANT!

 

[Superphil]

I was told by Derek Chapman yesterday that the work to widen the roads starts in 2 weeks time, so it really is starting to happen

:yahoo::yahoo:

Hey Easy, why don't you start a Myspace page for your project, then it will all be in one place for all to view. You can even post videos of your dancing!

 

[Easy 10]

sterling work Easy, the attention to detail in getting the Buckingham sign in the foreground and JCBs in the background is simply BRILLIANT!

I WAS rather pleased with that one. Thank you Crabbers.

Hey Easy, why don't you start a Myspace page for your project, then it will all be in one place for all to view. You can even post videos of your dancing!

Sadly I am contracted exclusively to NSC. Bozza would have my guts for garters if I started plastering this stuff willy-nilly all over the net.

However, this assignment has been undertaken with a view to creating a framed MONTAGE of the key building events during this momentus building project. Physical prints of the photos will be produced in order to create a pictorial record of the stadium construction, and this will one day adorn my living room.

*excited*

 

[Mendoza]

I didnt do a dance but I did kick a football
Could I be the first?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hang on, isn't that a Great Crested Newt in the bottom corner of the third picture down?

 

[Djmiles]

The dream is slowly becoming a reality

 

[Lankyseagull]

With work about to start on roads etc. I would imagine that this activity is to set up the Site Compound, temporary access roads on site and parking.

Under today's construction legislation (Health & Safety and all that), you have to provide Welfare facilities for all workers (canteens, loos, etc), offices for the management team, secure storage areas for plant, machinery, fuel, materials and off road delivery areas.

That's just my guess like!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

With work about to start on roads etc. I would imagine that this activity is to set up the Site Compound, temporary access roads on site and parking.

Under today's construction legislation (Health & Safety and all that), you have to provide Welfare facilities for all workers (canteens, loos, etc), offices for the management team, secure storage areas for plant, machinery, fuel, materials and off road delivery areas.

That's just my guess like!

Don't you also have to hang that banner up also that says 'Considerate Contractors - 26 days without exhorting a passing secretary to get her tits out for the lads'