FACT of the Day

[element]

I know you are being ironic, but its actually quite true. There's more to a player's worth than just what they do on the pitch. Similar to Celtic signing Nakata to boost their profile in the far East, so it was with Turienzo, and Albion's prescence in South America.

BHA are now by far the most popular English club in Argentina. There are 14 youth football clubs now named 'Brighton' or 'Albion' in Buenos Areis alone, and the Albion's 'Seagulls Club' scheme has 12,600 members in Argentina.

Message to Mods: Any chance of getting a 'chin stroker' smilie?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I know you are being ironic, but its actually quite true. There's more to a player's worth than just what they do on the pitch. Similar to Celtic signing Nakata to boost their profile in the far East, so it was with Turienzo, and Albion's prescence in South America.

BHA are now by far the most popular English club in Argentina. There are 14 youth football clubs now named 'Brighton' or 'Albion' in Buenos Areis alone, and the Albion's 'Seagulls Club' scheme has 12,600 members in Argentina.

plus their national team copied our kit

do we still get all of our games beamed live via satellite for argentinians to watch in 'fan zones' on giant screens?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

plus their national team copied our kit

do we still get all of our games beamed live via satellite for argentinians to watch in 'fan zones' on giant screens?

Only the evening ones. The time difference means that the timing for the Saturday ones was too shit.

 

[Soul Finger]

Danny de Vito claims to have had sex in every Presidential room at the White House.

 

[Nottseagull]

Only the evening ones. The time difference means that the timing for the Saturday ones was too shit.

Is it April 1st again?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Male koala bears have a bifurcated (i.e. forked) penis.

So does a Cockatoo...

 

[element]

So does a Cockatoo...

Two girls talking about a party they'd been to the night before...

One says, 'My mouth tastes like the bottom af a birdcage...'

The other replies, 'I'm not surprised! You had a Cockatoo in there last night!...'

 

[Flavor Flav]

I know you are being ironic, but its actually quite true. There's more to a player's worth than just what they do on the pitch. Similar to Celtic signing Nakata to boost their profile in the far East, so it was with Turienzo, and Albion's prescence in South America.

BHA are now by far the most popular English club in Argentina. There are 14 youth football clubs now named 'Brighton' or 'Albion' in Buenos Areis alone, and the Albion's 'Seagulls Club' scheme has 12,600 members in Argentina.

Thats absolutely incredible! Doesn't seem like a waste of money now to a certain extent.

 

[Nottseagull]

Thats absolutely incredible! Doesn't seem like a waste of money now to a certain extent.

Indeed - it's unbelievable.

 

[BeardyChops]

BHA are now by far the most popular English club in Argentina. There are 14 youth football clubs now named 'Brighton' or 'Albion' in Buenos Areis alone, and the Albion's 'Seagulls Club' scheme has 12,600 members in Argentina.

Let's hope they don't all transfer to gully's gang (or whatever its called now) and claim their freebies. I doubt if the club can afford it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,525 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.

I think you are misleading us.

 

[skipper734]

If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,525 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.

And extremely fat!

 

[Don Quixote]

The Beales. With a beadle?

Hilarious.

I MEANT the Beatles.

 

[BHABegley]

A male cat has barbs on his penis, so once he's 'in' he's not out til he's done. Oh, and rhubarb leaves are poisonous. Our rabbit nibbled them and died, RIP Ron!

 

[brakespear]

The planet Saturn is less dense than water - if you could find an body of water large enough it would float

 

[biggles]

if all the league one pro footballers masturbated collectivaly they could fill an olympic sized swimming pool in a shade over a fortnight

 

[Higham Seagull Army]

Palace fans eat poo.

 

[Juan Albion]

Palace fans eat poo.

I believe that would make them cannibals.

 

[Jahooli]

been done before no doubt but crystal palace is an anagram of eat crap scally

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thats absolutely incredible! Doesn't seem like a waste of money now to a certain extent.

Let's hope they don't all transfer to gully's gang (or whatever its called now) and claim their freebies. I doubt if the club can afford it.