F1 Caption Competition

[Theatre of Trees]

Captions please

 

[albioniteCSI]

"Do my boobs look big in this?"

 

[Kaney]

Good'ay Mate, Good'ay Mate

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Dead heat in the zeppelin race

 

[Seagulltonian]

Is this the safety devices for the drivers head in the cockpit of the car. 'Cos if so, I approve 100%

 

[Taylors Dummy]

scuse me luv...i think both of ya airbags ave gone off.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Coulthard saying: "All the money and attractive women in the world can't make me anything other than a square-jawed boring tosser, you know."

 

[dougdeep]

Scuse me love. Do you like it flat-out?

 

[Seagulltonian]

Jordan refute the claim they are now going under the team name of "Katie Price"!

 

[magoo]

"Is that a girl?"

"I don't know. I love Formula 1."

 

[Spicy]

The girl is saying "I feel a right tit standing here like this."