f***ing Cold -The Options

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Man-flu

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Pretty much everyone I have spoke to today has had a cold including me! Oh and if you want to get rid of a cold go for a run! I am always out jogging and I find you just breathe away the cold and the increased fitness means you are very rarely ill. This is the first time I have felt dodgy for about three years, which incidentally was just before I became a fit and healthy person.

 

[champion7]

A bottle of Bushmills and plenty of Lemsip,you'll be so drugged up you'll forget you've got a cold.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Pretty much everyone I have spoke to today has had a cold including me! Oh and if you want to get rid of a cold go for a run! I am always out jogging and I find you just breathe away the cold and the increased fitness means you are very rarely ill. This is the first time I have felt dodgy for about three years, which incidentally was just before I became a fit and healthy person.

I haven't run since November 2001 and the REMF1 game I played in.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Man-flu

Why do Women NEVER understand the severity of the Man Flu condition ?.

Its serious stuff I tell you.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I've had a sorethroat, headache, residence in a world of exhaustion and worringly achey limbs since last Wednesday. So i phoned the pandemic hotline this morning to find out. The man i spoke to was Welsh, or someone pretending to be, so i had to ask him to repeat himself quite often. He couldn't follow the postcode system and perhaps thought i was making up my address. He ended up asking me two sweaty questions and said as a result of them that i am probably alright. So i remain undeadly in to hold and ought to return to work tomorrow.
Do my symptoms sound similar to yours Uncle Spiel?

To the letter. The fact you are still around gives me some source of comfort.

 

[Garage_Doors]

This PROVES my theory that I have held for some time that regular daily alcoholic beverages of Red Wine and Whisky to the tune of 6-10 units a day is the best way to ensure a healthy and happy life.

And live to the ripe old age of 44.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Already beaten that. I am 47.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Tamiflu & an early night?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am DESTROYING a 1/4 bottle of Whisky with the odd Red Wine now. I will keep you updated as to developements during this crucial time.

 

[k2bluesky]

At the first sign of a sore throat gargle with neat TCP, rips the crap out of everything, germs included, a little unpleasant but does the job, repeat as required and take lemsip MAX before bed and in the morning.

 

[vegster]

If this prevents you from making wild tipping suggestions, erratic film reviews and stops young couples being handcuffed to an in-appropriate long term mortgage it will be worth the suffering, for you, and for the rest of us.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If this prevents you from making wild tipping suggestions, erratic film reviews and stops young couples being handcuffed to an in-appropriate long term mortgage it will be worth the suffering, for you, and for the rest of us.

Harsh

























But fair

 

[NMH]

In reality US, you should mega on the hot curry, but hold off on the alcohol.
See if you can consume some ginger root, and don't masturbate for three nights running, if you can break the habit for that long.

Toodles!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

3 days without a Whisky or a wank that is physically impossible surely ?. Come on lets have some sensible suggestions.