Expressions you seldom hear any more

[csider]

my property portfolio has increased 15% in value this quarter.

 

[The Large One]

Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
OUT! OUT! OUT!

 

[Titanic]

If my nan had wheels, she'd be a bus.

 

[Nottseagull]

"so put that in your pipe and smoke it" (apart from in posts by Pot Noodles for Everyone)

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little queer.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Penny For The Guy

(not heard that one since the infamous Ebaygate incident)

 

[Frutos]

ee bah gum

Isn't that just the term they use in Yorkshire for taking ecstasy via a direct injection just below the teeth?

*coat*

 

[dazzalewis1968]

He shot... he scored... it must be Peter Ward!

 

[Gully]

I work down the mines.

We will never get a woman Prime Minister, not in my lifetime anyway!

(Any obscure relationship between those two is incidental and totally unintentional!)

 

[Herman the Tosser]

'Frog stupid'

 

[Nottseagull]

Penny For The Guy

(not heard that one since the infamous Ebaygate incident)

I haven't heard Penny For The Guy in Mansfield for years now. What was the infamous Ebaygate incident? A search only brings up fraud on ebay.

 

[steward 433]

I haven't heard Penny For The Guy in Mansfield for years now. What was the infamous Ebaygate incident? A search only brings up fraud on ebay.

Wasn't that when someone put Guy Butters up for sale on Ebay for a penny?

Edit found the link Would Butters be Player of the Season if... - North Stand Chat

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I always do my shopping at Waitrose - it's 'cheap as chips'.

 

[Slough Seagull]

I only support my local football club

 

[cjd]

My aunt, ..(who is quite elderly now), when she had 4 young children and they were shouting and arguing , used to to say..(to shock them into silence).........."Right.......that,s it..........I,m running off with a black man...!"

 

[Nottseagull]

My aunt, ..(who is quite elderly now), when she had 4 young children and they were shouting and arguing , used to to say..(to shock them into silence).........."Right.......that,s it..........I,m running off with a black man...!"

The apostrophe key is northeast of the ?/ key.

 

[cjd]

The apostrophe key is northeast of the ?/ key.

Thankyou so much...........my life is now complete....

 

[vegster]

He f***ed your granddaughter!

Oh !.... Captain Spalding, a little bit of magic just died ....:thud:

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Bernie the bolt
Play the white man
The workers, united, will never be defeated
The light programme
What's on the other side (referring to TV channels)

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Great tactics Mickey.