Expressions you seldom hear any more

[Icy Gull]

Gone for a Burton

There'll be wigs on the green

Hit the buffers

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'We want NINE!'

 

[Trufflehound]

Helmet cheese - or so I'm told...

 

[Peteinblack]

"Sorry for boring the whole carriage with my utterly banal and pointless mobile phone conversations."

"You're absolutely right, I should cycle on the road instead."

 

[Icy Gull]

One for anyone in the Services or with parents who were in the Services, is this still used?

Chuffed to little NAAFI breaks

 

[Trigger]

Oh My Giddy Aunt!

 

[bhaexpress]

Would you mind putting your cigarette out ?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

pip pip

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

[From a Brighton fan] "That was tough, I'm not looking forward to the away game against Arsenal this season"

 

[Icy Gull]

Well I'll go to the foot of my stairs

 

[bhaexpress]

I do like Marathon bars

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Have you got a light Mac ? ................

 

[Brovion]

Have you got a light Mac ? ................

...... No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat. Boom! Boom!

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Gadzooks!
Crikey.
Blimey O'Reilly.
Hunky Dory.

 

[Trufflehound]

...... No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat. Boom! Boom!

I got home late that night - very late. What was I going to tell my wife? "Darling, I've been beaten up again." (Let's face it, she's credulous as hell...)

 

[Dave the OAP]

Luv a duck

 

[Trufflehound]

"Please stay off the pitch while Sam and the lads do a lap of honour."

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

...... No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat. Boom! Boom!

 

[Stat Brother]

I do like Marathon bars

Pass me an opal fruit.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I bet that cost a few bob.