Everyday tasks that should be easy but aren't

[Gazwag]

I actually don't watch that, only when Gillete Soccer Saturday is on, I get my information from BBC Football website, you should remember that

my mistake

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Being a bloke, hanging out duvet covers on the washing line.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Trying to open a Lynx twist and press type thing. I defy anybody not to set about it with a carving knife or rip the top off trying to fathom out how the damn thing works. Trying to get the poxy top back on again so that it's not three quid ar Mr shah's down the drain is equally difficult. And don't get me started on removing the Great Smell Of Lynx from me fixtures and fittings


And... Relax... in a gentle soothing Radox bath... assuming you can get the cap off the adult-proof bottle that is ...

 

[csider]

Getting up in the morning before 9.05.

 

[Storer68]

Albion winning

 

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You know, I dont think I have ever had self love and made a racket...are you a screamer?

More of a grunter and lots of Oh God, oh f*** etc

 

[Trotster]

Currently walking is challenging me - which is not good, especially when you spend every day on your feet!

 

[John Bumlick]

Currently walking is challenging me - which is not good, especially when you spend every day on your feet!

you should spend more time on your back then.

 

[Caveman]

Trying to have a silent poo when someone is in the next trap.

 

[John Bumlick]

Trying to have a silent poo when someone is in the next trap.

i used to feel this way but, later in life, i have come to appreciate the simple pleasure of subjecting complete strangers to all the sounds (but not sights) of a good hangover fueled, gas propelled dump accompanied by a long, satisfied "aaahhhhhh" at splashdown.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

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[footychick]

Remembering anything

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I'm with you on that

 

[footychick]

Finding the right smilie on here, I swear they're in a different place each time.

 

[Mendoza]

working instead of logging on to here or facebook

buying lunch in Lewes for under £5

finding the slug that keeps leaving its trail in the front room over night

not gotting impatient when the bus is late everytime