Euphemisms for a number 2

[Pork Sword]

Sending the Arabs home

 

[H block]

Strangling a Darkie

 

[Mendoza]

off to test the plumbing

 

[Frutos]

Having a Donald (Trump)

 

[Withdean and I]

Squeezing cheese

 

[H block]

Going to the toilet

 

[Hockley Blues]

Going to the office

(where you do your business....)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Going to think about the management.

 

[Tiptop24]

releasing a chocolate hostage

 

[tedebear]

Using the facilities

 

[El Presidente]

Touching cloth

 

[Race]

autograph my pants

 

[dougdeep]

autograph my pants

Ok, send them round.

 

[Race]

cant, they're ruined

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Writing to Michael Spicer.

(I submitted this to Viz Profanisaurus during the time of the last Tory leadership crisis-but-one. The Tories were desperate to get rid of their massive turd of a leader, Irritable Duncan Syndrome, and the only way they could do this was by enough of them writing to the chairman of the back-bench Nineteen-twenty-poo committee, The Hon Michael Spicer MP).

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Oil change

or, a simple

"Dump!"

 

[desprateseagull]

cleaning the crystal (palarse)

 

[Diatribe]