ESCC Elections in Lewes

[Lord Bracknell]

If you live in Lewes, you will no doubt be contemplating how you vote in the East Sussex County Council elections on 5 May.

Will you vote for the Lib Dem (who is MARRIED to Norman Baker)?

Or would you prefer the Labour Candidate who has a proven track record as a campaigner for Falmer?

 

[John Boy]

I see she hasn't taken Norman's name. Must be ashamed of him

 

[colinpants]

are you sure thats her, i didn't know she was standing.

i do hope she knocks on my door coz will she gat a lashing...

 

[dougdeep]

She'll be his sleeper partner then.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Norman Baker's married?

That quite confounds the rumours, then.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Are they not allowed to be proposed by people with proper names?

Ann C De Veechi Hopper? Sounds like a crap anagram. In fact, I can exclusively reveal it is a side swipe at both Falmer chances and NSC.

HOVE CHANCE NERD PIPE

While we are at it, Norman Baker is an anagram of

BREAK NORMAN

Charles Hoile is an anamgram of

REHASH COLLIE

Joseph Ellis shoud be punched by John Noakes as he is an anagram of :-

SHEP JOLLIES

Trevor Blaney seems to be in the right job as he is an anagram of :-

OVERT BLARNEY and OVERLY BANTER

Tom Carr is rather strangely

CARR MOT

Charlie Hopkins becomes :-

PARISH NICK HOLE

And my all time favourite, Robert White.

BITTER WHORE

 

[dougdeep]

Norman Baker's married?

That quite confounds the rumours, then.

You missed his wedding pictures in the local paper then. That was the ugliest suit I ever saw.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Norman Baker's married?

That quite confounds the rumours, then.

How often he gets it is another matter of course.

NORMAN BAKER is an anagram of RARE BONK MAN

 

[jevs]

Baker was in the chippy in Fisher street last night shout his mouth off. The fact that he had his daughter/grandaughter with him only prevented me from smacking him.

Ruth O'keeffe knocked on my door last week and the first thing i asked her was her views on Falmer to which she replied she was against it.

"oh dear" i told her....."another one not to get my vote" which kinda shocked her