Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
New season and the same old RUBBISH, two games and six points is SIMPLY not good enough so tomorrow will be the first MASSIVE protest of the season and we can all let the lardy Jocko clown know exactly what we think of him.
Of course the Jock joke now has two lapdogs with him on the bench and as I remarked to a PACKED 'Ask the ARS' meeting last night the bench this season will be like something out of DADS Army with Captain Mainwaring (Magoo), Sargeant Wilson (Clipboard Kid) and Private Pike (Dim Dean) together with Corporal Jones (Sicknote Stuart - 'Don't panic Mr Mainwaring, he's only got two broken legs) and we will be the jokes of this league unless we SACK the lardy Jocko failure now.
I know some clever DICK will be asking how I will be able to stand by the dug out and give Magoo a piece of my mind when I have been BANNED for inciting MASSIVE protests but as anyone knows I'm not STUPID and my contignecy plan is in FULL SWING.
I have spent all summer at St Johns Ambulance classes and tommorow I will be making my DEBUT in a nice yellow ANORAK as a first aider which not only gets me into the ground FREE but enables me to stand by the dug out the whole match to abuse Magoo and the lapdogs and also hopefully I'll be able to raise a CHUCKLE or two with a comedy drop an injured player off the stretcher GAG.
MAGOO OUT - SACK THE SCOT JOKE NOW
Of course the Jock joke now has two lapdogs with him on the bench and as I remarked to a PACKED 'Ask the ARS' meeting last night the bench this season will be like something out of DADS Army with Captain Mainwaring (Magoo), Sargeant Wilson (Clipboard Kid) and Private Pike (Dim Dean) together with Corporal Jones (Sicknote Stuart - 'Don't panic Mr Mainwaring, he's only got two broken legs) and we will be the jokes of this league unless we SACK the lardy Jocko failure now.
I know some clever DICK will be asking how I will be able to stand by the dug out and give Magoo a piece of my mind when I have been BANNED for inciting MASSIVE protests but as anyone knows I'm not STUPID and my contignecy plan is in FULL SWING.
I have spent all summer at St Johns Ambulance classes and tommorow I will be making my DEBUT in a nice yellow ANORAK as a first aider which not only gets me into the ground FREE but enables me to stand by the dug out the whole match to abuse Magoo and the lapdogs and also hopefully I'll be able to raise a CHUCKLE or two with a comedy drop an injured player off the stretcher GAG.
MAGOO OUT - SACK THE SCOT JOKE NOW