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English pisstake



Slimer

New member
May 23, 2006
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lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL
 






justin72

Member
Jul 27, 2005
164
Shoreham by Sea
Slimer said:
lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL

They say each and every one of us has a book inside waiting to be written. What's yours, 'The Bumper Book of Twats'?
 


Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,064
Kitchener, Canada
Slimer said:
and your not even fully in europe!

That's because we have something called national identity:salute: :lol:
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,117
The democratic and free EU
Slimer said:
lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL

Hi I'm Ned Ryerson :wave:
 






Dandyman

In London village.
Slimer said:
lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL

SAXON ?! How very dare you.
 








Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,687
Re: Re: Re: English pisstake

Trufflehound said:
We are the Normans! We are the Normans!
We are, we are, we are the Normans.
It's you bloody Normans that give us Saxons a bad name! We lived in relative peace with our Celtic neighbours until you lot rolled up in 1066 (we all used to hate the Vikings). If you hadn't launched on an aggressive expansionist policy we wouldn't have all these chippy jocks, paddies and taffs pathetically living their sporting dreams through whoever is playing England.

And you made us fight the French for several hundred years just to try and protect your holiday homes .....
 


Skint Gull

New member
Jul 27, 2003
2,980
Watchin the boats go by
Slimer said:
lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL


I think this grade a twat is just doing exactly what his thread title suggests...... taking the piss out of his own crap english! :salute:
 




Dandyman

In London village.
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Brovian said:
It's you bloody Normans that give us Saxons a bad name! We lived in relative peace with our Celtic neighbours until you lot rolled up in 1066 (we all used to hate the Vikings). If you hadn't launched on an aggressive expansionist policy we wouldn't have all these chippy jocks, paddies and taffs pathetically living their sporting dreams through whoever is playing England.

And you made us fight the French for several hundred years just to try and protect your holiday homes .....

Listen. Us fine upstanding Vikings (and our Norman subsidary) gave you lot drinking songs, a seafaring tradition, and the opportunity to give your neighbours a good kicking and you still bloody complain. Odin, help us.
 




Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,117
The democratic and free EU
Re: Re: Re: Re: English pisstake

Brovian said:
It's you bloody Normans that give us Saxons a bad name! We lived in relative peace with our Celtic neighbours until you lot rolled up in 1066 (we all used to hate the Vikings). If you hadn't launched on an aggressive expansionist policy we wouldn't have all these chippy jocks, paddies and taffs pathetically living their sporting dreams through whoever is playing England.

And you made us fight the French for several hundred years just to try and protect your holiday homes .....

Shut up and get back to tilling my land, serf. Or there'll be no gruel for you at supper.
 




looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Actually this place is crawling with bogwogs. I'm probably the only hun in the NSC village.
 


looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Slimer said:
lol you bunch of dirty saxon huns with your bad teeth and gay ethos are the jokes of europe, and your not even fully in europe! :bounce: hohohoho your all such bad drivers your stupid princess (pathetic you need royalty in this day and age, you FRUITS!) got herself mofo'ed :clap: LOL


Its anglo-saxon and anglo doesn't mean English you eejit. Just rememebr that when you wish to bow down to your EU masters you have to come through our hood first Seamus.:lolol:
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Re: Re: English pisstake

looney said:
Its anglo-saxon and anglo doesn't mean English you eejit. Just rememebr that when you wish to bow down to your EU masters you have to come through our hood first Seamus.:lolol:

Anglo is derived from Anglia, as is the latin prefix for English.
 


Seagull's Return

Active member
Nov 7, 2003
861
Brighton
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: English pisstake

Dandyman said:
Listen. Us fine upstanding Vikings (and our Norman subsidary) gave you lot drinking songs, a seafaring tradition, and the opportunity to give your neighbours a good kicking and you still bloody complain. Odin, help us.


Yeah, too right - Shame on you, Aethelred, for your revisionist, Anglocentric rewrite of history. What's more, you Saxons were systematically trashing Wales (fair enough, it needed doing) even before the Vikings PRODUCED the Normans anyway. And would have done the same to the Scots if you hadn't been too wussy for a REAL dust-up with kilt-wearing, ginger-haired, commando-going, arse-waving, hygiene-ignorant, success-starved, shite-football-watching, whisky-guzzling, hovel-inhabiting, ovine-assaulting REAL men... Lothian? Ha - you're welcome to it, you bunch of poetry-declaiming, Chronicle-writing, hymn-singing, cake-burning moustachioed Germanic descendants of late Romano-British lackeys!

As Sir Walter Scott memorably wrote in his epic novel of the Highlands, Rob Roy, "All Scotland's ills are the fault of the sassenach; now our only hope for glory lies in insinuating our agents into positions of managerial power, and playing a waiting game until the inevitable collapse of English footballing prowess: our time will come. Mwahhahaha..."
 




looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Re: Re: Re: English pisstake

BarrelofFun said:
Anglo is derived from Anglia, as is the latin prefix for English.

Anglo is derived from the Angles, who settled in the east and raped the Saxon women.:salute:
 




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