The Timekeeper
FAT BOY 'NOT' SLIM
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f***." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "f***" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f***ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f***), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f***), an adverb (Mary is f***ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f***). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f***ing beautiful) or an interjection (f***! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f***". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got f***ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f*** it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f***ed now."
5. Aggression "f*** YOU!"
6. Disgust "f*** me."
7. Confusion "What the f***.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f***ing business!"
9. Despair "f***ed again..."
10. Pleasure "I f***ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f*** is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f*** are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f***ing ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't f***ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f*** all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f***, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f*** are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f*** out of here."
21. Directions "f*** off."
22. Disbelief "How the f*** did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f***ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f***ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f***ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "f*** D an Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the f*** was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real f***ing gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna f***ing find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f***ing roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the f***ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What f***ing map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any f***ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so f***ing look like her!" Picasso
"How the f*** did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the f***ing ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"f*** a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f***ing there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f***ing rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered f***ing showers my ass." Noah
It's Friday so I'm going to f*** off Early - The Timekeeper.
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f***." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "f***" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f***ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f***), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f***), an adverb (Mary is f***ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f***). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f***ing beautiful) or an interjection (f***! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f***". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got f***ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f*** it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f***ed now."
5. Aggression "f*** YOU!"
6. Disgust "f*** me."
7. Confusion "What the f***.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f***ing business!"
9. Despair "f***ed again..."
10. Pleasure "I f***ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f*** is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f*** are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f***ing ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't f***ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f*** all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f***, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f*** are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f*** out of here."
21. Directions "f*** off."
22. Disbelief "How the f*** did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f***ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f***ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f***ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "f*** D an Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the f*** was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real f***ing gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna f***ing find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f***ing roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the f***ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What f***ing map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any f***ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so f***ing look like her!" Picasso
"How the f*** did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the f***ing ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"f*** a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f***ing there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f***ing rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered f***ing showers my ass." Noah
It's Friday so I'm going to f*** off Early - The Timekeeper.
