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England v South Africa - 1st Test - The Oval



Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003
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and FIGJAMs back in the hutch... played down the Bakerloo to a straight one... after a couple of short ones from Morkel :nono:

57-3 it really is IMPOSSIBLE to bat out there.
 




Titanic

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Strauss BAMBOOZLED by Tahir... combined with a poor shot choice from the hapless England captain... 67-4 :nono:

How Swann bowled 52 overs without taking a wicket is BEYOND me.
 




Titanic

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England close the day on 102-4

Bell 14* Bopara 15*

Still trailing by 150.

Well played South Africa - I think you have shaded that one!
 






Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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2nd new ball will be key.
 
















ROSM

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Dec 26, 2005
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Just far enough away from LDC
Prior has to man up and take responsibility for his wicket. Just another 10 - 15 overs and I think we would have got the draw. Tuffers went bonkers on TMS about it. I know others have let the side down (KP etc) but Prior had played himself in. Poor Cricket.
 








larus

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Perspective. Christ, we've lost a test match; not had a 5-0 drubbing from the Aussies.

It was a test match where we didn't play well; guess what - shit happens in life. See we've got the usual 'time to cut my wrist cos we've lost and we're shit' suspects out now.
 




Common as Mook

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Jul 26, 2004
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Perspective. Christ, we've lost a test match; not had a 5-0 drubbing from the Aussies.

It was a test match where we didn't play well; guess what - shit happens in life. See we've got the usual 'time to cut my wrist cos we've lost and we're shit' suspects out now.

Yup. We are a QUALITY side and we always start series badly. There is so much about this team in terms of character and I fully expect us to bounce back and at least salvage a draw from this series.
 




leigull

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Sep 26, 2010
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perspective. Christ, we've lost a test match; not had a 5-0 drubbing from the aussies.

It was a test match where we didn't play well; guess what - shit happens in life. See we've got the usual 'time to cut my wrist cos we've lost and we're shit' suspects out now.

Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005
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Oh dear, what an absolute DISGRACE.

Put the result, not just losing but the size of it into perespective. First time in the history of test cricket a side has won whilst losing only two wickets. An innings defeat is a humiliation if you lose all you wickets twice over for that of one of the opposition, we lost twenty for less than they lost two. It would be the equivalent in football of Spain losing at home to third in the world Uruguay 8-0.

Ravi Bopara, never again, and maybe some of the ego's in the squad should shut the f*** up about creating legacies, being the best England side ever and an era of Australia-esque dominance and worry about playing and working hard a bit more.
 


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