England in Poland - caption competition

[Wozza]

Right, let's try again....

(Yes, that's SWP. Genuine photo.)

 

[Marc]

"MUMMY!"

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Poland's innovative use of a she-male in the sweeper position meant Shaun W-P had to beware of a whole new kind of tackle from behind....

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

I thought that was in austria??

 

[Wozza]

Ohhh picky!

 

[Everest]

POLE dancer uses SWP as a pole

 

[Hungry Joe.]

"I shouldn't have any trouble with keepy-uppy with her around".

 

[Northstander]

Pundit: Oh dear, she'll get a roastin when she gets home I bet!!

taxi please

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Megs!''

 

[Ding Dong !]

Come here boy...I'm gonna whip you into shape.


Woof woof.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Come here boy...I'm gonna whip you into shape.


Woof woof.

You really are the bastard love child of Terry Thomas and Leslie Philips aren't you?

 

[The Wookiee]

'The News Of The World Will Try Anything To Get The Players To Talk To The Press'

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Wright-Phillips spots a gap and dribbles straight into the box...

 

[On the Left Wing]

Do you belong to David, Wayne or the gaffer?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

woman to shaun 'are you a polevaulter, i dont understand sports'

shaun to woman ' no im english and my name is not walter'

 

[est.83]

Just to mention, that happened in Riga during the Latvia-Portugal game:

I'll be there on 13th October (Latvia - Estonia)...

 

[Northstander]

Is it me or was there a nip in the air that night?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Please stay off the pitch while Sam and the lady-boys complete a lap-dance of honour'

 

[Braders]

Errea get the rights to Austrias shirts for the 2006 world cup qualifying campaign

 

[Artois]

"Superimposed picture fools Wozza"