End of week caption competition

[NMH]

F**k**g Brilliant!

I thought so too

 

[defrocked priest]

"You are wasting Police time arresting me when you could be out arresting rapists and hamburglars"

Winna'

 

[Chicken Runner61]

That'll teach you to stop serving breakfasts at 11.30

 

[little al]

Thick Charlton fan can't tell the difference between a bicycle and his own head.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Mark McGhee told by OB never to return to Withdean