Eating Vegetables.

[Nottseagull]

........ and their outside display of veg is almost pornographic .........

Do you mean like that carrot?

 

[Nottseagull]

MASHED sprouts is just deeply, deeply wrong on so many levels.

Never heard of it, but my Lancastrian mother has always mashed her carrots.

 

[csider]

A pepper, today.

Oh and I hate parsnips.

Is that a bell(end) Pepper.....??

 

[Gully]

Surely we are truly omnivorous, we have canine teeth like dogs at the front of our mouths (for biting into meat) and flat ones at the back for masticating (chewing...not wanking!)...if we were intended to be herbivores we would have teeth like cows...and four stomachs!