Eastenders - Ugly Cows one and all

[Uncle Spielberg]

Who would you prefer ( ok I'm bored ).

 

[Marshy]

Vickys a proper little honey in my book.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oops left out the escort/lap dancer body is great but face looks like a lorry driver and Zoe, nice baps but face like a sack of spuds.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am of course the perfect specimen of mankind you understand.

 

[B.M.F]

I would have to say Den's wife Chrissy otherwise I would get shot by a fellow NSCer

 

[Rougvie]

Oh Dens wife looks like a right dirty little MINXLET, and I reckon Sam might be up for the old rooougers one-two up the pipe of poo.

 

[Simster]

Den's wife look like she'd know what to do in the sack.

Most of the others are mingers, chavs, bores or a mixture of the three. Sam had potential, but I've grown to hate her pouty face and the whole tedious "Mitchell clan" line that Eastenders is so desperate to create.

Vicky should be written out. Great American accent you have there.

The Asian one is reasonably tasty to be fair.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Kareena is fit and no denying!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Legs like sides of beef though Chappers, don't you think ?.

 

[JJ McClure]

I'd slip Kareena one that's for sure

 

[Meade's Ball]

Vickys a proper little honey in my book.

 

[Rougvie]

Oh yes I forgot about Karina, but the show lacks REAL babes that the likes of Hollyoaks and even Emmerdale (*shame*)

 

[Yoda]

Gotta be Kareena.

 

[Meade's Ball]

i like Pauline. There's something about her wool-encased breasticles that make me think of home.

 

[B.M.F]

I knew I had seen her somewhere else

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Vicky is about the only one

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I bet Pat is one hell of a shag !.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Hell being the operative word

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

i like Pauline. There's something about her wool-encased breasticles that make me think of home.

'fucks sake Meades!

I trust the person who voted Pat was taking the piss

I'm suprised I'm the only one to vote Kate!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Kate is the one. That geordie accent is dope.