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Eastbourne's Mayoress in Nuts?







Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,896
:eek:

Blimey! That absolute STUNNAH is Eastbourne's lady mayoress?! Why wasn't NSC informed of this earlier? ???

:love:
 
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Dandyman

In London village.
Could we get her to defect to the Seagulls party ? ;)
 








Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Unless she's getting her axe wound out I ain't interested.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Poor lass. I'm sure there are things she'd rather be doing at 19 than spending all her spare time as her dad's escort to his work functions. If she's really lucky she'll get some 60-year-old traffic warden hitting on her all night.
 






HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Apparently "Frankenstein's Bride And Other Harridans From Hell" is interested in signing up DeVecchi, but they aren't sure if their readership has strong enough stomachs.
 


Skint Gull

New member
Jul 27, 2003
2,980
Watchin the boats go by
She was featured in then local free mag East recently and she is PIG UGLY! In fact, even the picture you lot have just seen she's still PIG UGLY! Yes she's young for a Mayoress but thats no excuse for giving a glamour shoot to a TROLL! :nono: :nono: :nono:
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Skint Gull said:
She was featured in then local free mag East recently and she is PIG UGLY! In fact, even the picture you lot have just seen she's still PIG UGLY! Yes she's young for a Mayoress but thats no excuse for giving a glamour shoot to a TROLL! :nono: :nono: :nono:

Glad you said that as I didn't think she was all that either.
 




Wozza

Shite Supporter
Jul 6, 2003
24,245
Minteh Wonderland
Skint Gull said:
She was featured in then local free mag East recently and she is PIG UGLY! In fact, even the picture you lot have just seen she's still PIG UGLY! Yes she's young for a Mayoress but thats no excuse for giving a glamour shoot to a TROLL! :nono: :nono: :nono:

Indeed. Many of the old gits on here confuse 'young' and 'fit'.
 












bigc

New member
Jul 5, 2003
5,740
Isn't it a bit weird having your daughter as mayoress?

well...i guess it is eastbourne after all
 


Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
I wouldnt mind seeing her one slice muffin holder!

may have to buy this issue!!

:clap2:
 






Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Still, apart from the fact she isn't the mayoress and isn't good-looking, the whole 'Mayoress stunner to strip' story is a good one.
 


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