dwayne.

[Trigger]

wow funny the first 2 times maybe, but now just tedious...u have a nice day though.

Whereas the way you sew your Versace buttons onto your Primark shirts is hilarious every time!

 

[looney]

Who cuts your hair? Qualcast or Flymo?

 

[CHAPPERS]

As dwayne would say...


crap thread.

 

[dwayne]

Yes but at least I don't waste money on overpriced polo shirts, that justify there price tag because of a crocadile??

 

[dwayne]

Who cuts your hair? Qualcast or Flymo?

Who are u talking about?

 

[looney]

Who are u talking about?

Well I cant see any other pics on this thread Doofus.

 

[dwayne]

ok read the thread through again.

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

hi my names dwayne

 

[looney]

this is me at Millwall.

Oh and why is the right side of your face bigger than the left? them walls eh?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Poor Sam, I wonder if he's reading this

 

[Wilts]

Dwayne, if you work for JPM where abouts do you live (city)? Bournemouth or London? Saw the Kensington location bit and think its self-explanatory, but there's a lot of mention of Bournemouth and yourself.

And which division? I'm going into the Investment Banking Operations graduate scheme in the Bournemouth Chaseside Office in October.

And.... is it good? Will I end up like you after a couple of years?

 

[aftershavedave]

Q: "will i end up like you after a couple of years"
A: can u sew? do you know any rich chimney sweeps?

 

[dwayne]

Dwayne, if you work for JPM where abouts do you live (city)? Bournemouth or London? Saw the Kensington location bit and think its self-explanatory, but there's a lot of mention of Bournemouth and yourself.

And which division? I'm going into the Investment Banking Operations graduate scheme in the Bournemouth Chaseside Office in October.

And.... is it good? Will I end up like you after a couple of years?

fuckin 'ell Wilts you did well to get on that!! I used to work for JPM, in compliance reporting a very small but profitable team. I left them for Lloyds of London, and am starting at Foreign And Colonial soon (although I'm getting paid by them at the moment).

 

[Wilts]

fuckin 'ell Wilts you did well to get on that!! I used to work for JPM, in compliance reporting a very small but profitable team. I left them for Lloyds of London, and am starting at Foreign And Colonial soon (although I'm getting paid by them at the moment).

Ah... it was strange getting onto the scheme because they just offered me the job halfway through the assessment centre. Well chuffed was I.

I think I'm doing a similar role to the one you did then, doing mainly reporting for a team (a team in the IB division). The IB graduates are on over £35k in London, but we don't get anything like that in Bournemouth sadly... but for a 9 to 5 (ish) day in comparison to their 8 til 8 on 6 days a week, I can live with that!

 

[WATFORD O]

DWAYNE IS A GINGER CRETIN.

 

[dwayne]

az

 

[WATFORD O]

shouldnt this thread be renamed ****. We'd still know who it was about and it would be frightfully more accurate.

Mods, is there anyway this can be altered in the spirit of accuracy?

 

[Trigger]

no1's on anything these days even in the city, if u wanna make £££ you'll have to set up your own company. The only ****s that are making real money are the 100% bonus Director fat cats.

And Chimney Sweeps.

 

[dwayne]

z

 

[fatboy]

hi my names dwayne

I can see the similarities!!