Drogba 'To Leave Blues'

[Stat Brother]

I've just seen Drogba in Portslade Tesco seemingly buying up their entire supply of victoria plums (they're on offer). He was trying to use the self-service till but appeared to be having some problems, and was getting a little bit clippy with the assistant.

I would've stayed to see how it played out, but I was parked halfway over the taxi rank bit outside so I had to get a wiggle on.

Sounds about right, he'll be needing to BOGOF shop having what with the pay cut.

 

[Easy 10]

Sounds about right, he'll be needing to BOGOF shop having what with the pay cut.

Indeed.

My nephew works in Cash Converters down the bottom of Boundary. Drogba was in there last week flogging a stack of old DVD's, an electric guitar, a Commodore Amiga and a Swingball. Gave him £60 for the lot.

 

[Stat Brother]

Indeed.

My nephew works in Cash Converters down the bottom of Boundary. Drogba was in there last week flogging a stack of old DVD's, an electric guitar, a Commodore Amiga and a Swingball. Gave him £60 for the lot.

Swingball, you say, is it still in the shop?

 

[Easy 10]

Swingball, you say, is it still in the shop?

It was still there at the weekend, but I wouldn't hang about if you want Drogba's Swingball, what with the weather perking up.

There's no box.

 

[crabface]

Dirty dirty player, but class his record speaks for itself.

 

[Easy 10]

Drogba was a diving, mincing drama queen, but dirty he was not.

 

[Dunk]

I really think Drogba is a class act. His performances against Barca this season were magnificent.

Hard to believe he would want to play in China. An enormous great big hulk of a man rolling in pain every time he was touched was a strange sight in the Premier League. In China he will be more freak show than footballer.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

It'll be interesting to see what Chelsea do now. Do they show some faith in Torres and say "right your going to be the main man" or, if Torres decides he wants out, Chelsea will need to seriously bulk up their strike force.

 

[Stat Brother]

It was still there at the weekend, but I wouldn't hang about if you want Drogba's Swingball, what with the weather perking up.

There's no box.

No box, I hope that's reflected in the price.