Dream Date Dilema

[Brightonia]

Imagine the scenario, you are on a date with a drop dead gorgeous girl, she has a cracking personality, likes a good time and it seems like you could be on to a winner.....

Then the bombshell..

She is a massive Crystal Palace fan and all her friends and family are Palace, she's a ST holder and goes to as many games as possible, she hates Brighton with a passion!

Would you go back for a second date

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Why, yes. D'uh!

 

[Sussax]

Might end up with Crabs and other shite though.

 

[The Modfather]

Bang it, then bin it off.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Would you choose Murray as the first name of the child or as the middle name?

 

[Justice]

Go to her caravan of love

 

[Brightonia]

Go to her caravan of love

Where many others have been before?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Bang it, then bin it off.

But what if she was also Paul Weller fan with a detailed knowledge of his career and loved to play games such as the Infinite Jukebox?

 

[Justice]

Where many others have been before?

Where her brothers and cousins have been before

 

[Brightonia]

Where her brothers and cousins have been before

Possibly been Savilled??

 

[Brightonia]

An ex girlfriend of mine had a Palace supporting brother, I once mentioned that I thought it would be sexy for her to wear a football shirt in bed (although at the time I meant Albion) so one time when things got a bit steamy she surprised me by wearing nothing but a scum shirt. So wrong, but one of the best sessions of my life!

I would of got an instant flop-on! Nothing worse to kill the mood!

 

[The Modfather]

But what if she was also Paul Weller fan with a detailed knowledge of his career and loved to play games such as the Infinite Jukebox?

oh if that was the case, I would definitely go back for more.

 

[hitony]

She is a drop dead gorgeous girl.....FFS, say no more! her football likes do not come into it, you show her what a good Brighton supporter can do

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

oh if that was the case, I would definitely go back for more.

 

[Brightonia]

Clap is what you are most likely to get! Correct!

 

[vegster]

She is a drop dead gorgeous girl.....FFS, say no more! her football likes do not come into it, you show her what a good Brighton supporter can do

Indeed, backscuttle her over a wheely bin

 

[Solid at the back]

I would ask her to marry me. Perfect woman, perfect banter. I wish such a situation existed.

 

[coagulantwolf]

Imagine the scenario, you are on a date with a drop dead gorgeous girl, she has a cracking personality, likes a good time and it seems like you could be on to a winner.....

I'm afraid you lost me at this point with a lack of realism...

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I would ask her to marry me. Perfect woman, perfect banter. I wish such a situation existed.

Are there any candidates on BBS?

 

[hitony]

Indeed, backscuttle her over a wheely bin

You clearly have class .....some of the ones i've seen, maybe just PUT them inside the wheelie bin!