Drama in oakham tesco

[mattieoo]

There i was walking out of Tesco having bought 10 donuts for a pound and who walks in! none other than Alan Cork

 

[227 BHA]

Why was it a drama?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Because he had all 10 ring donuts on his COCK.

 

[Scoffers]

Why was it a drama?

Corky probably grabbed his 'nuts

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

What was Corky BUYING?

And did you tell him to tell his brother Dominic that he's a choking northern loser?

 

[227 BHA]

Because he had all 10 ring donuts on his COCK.

and I can only fit 8 on mine

 

[BensGrandad]

I use polo mints

 

[junior]

What were you doing in Oakham?? Are you local?

 

[supaseagull]

I use polo mints

I use a life ring

 

[The Wookiee]

I use a life ring

I use tractor tyres

 

[Chester Drawers]

I used to be based near there when in the RAF ... it used to be referred to as "Oakham where you poke em"...

 

[mattieoo]

What were you doing in Oakham?? Are you local?

yes i am from Uppingham but i go to college in Oakham and Tesco is cheap for lunch

 

[mattieoo]

I used to be based near there when in the RAF ... it used to be referred to as "Oakham where you poke em"...

And was it at RAF Cottesmore?

 

[Skaville]

There i was walking out of Tesco having bought 10 donuts for a pound and who walks in! none other than Alan Cork

Laugh out very load. I don't know why (possibly the San Miguel).

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

And was it at RAF Cottesmore?

More likely to be RAF Cottager if Chester was there...

That wasn't a Fulham reference either...