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Double dipping



Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
So you've got some of your wife's friends around for dinner and decide to lay on some nice crudités and houmous or some other such dip. Nice. Very nice. Until the minging looking one with the remnants of flu dips, bites, and dips again, thus depositing massive germs into the dipping pot. Then, the one with the cold sore on his/her bottom lip, does exactly the same. Dip, bite of celery, dip again, there you go everyone, have some of my herpes.

Never, ever, ever, double dip, it is disgusting.

Brighton to win Friday.

4 pages but all you have to do is reduce the dipping implements to 1 bite size, celery for example, just chop it down so that you can scoop up enough dip for a single chomp.
 




Brighton TID

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Jul 24, 2005
1,741
Horsham
4 pages but all you have to do is reduce the dipping implements to 1 bite size, celery for example, just chop it down so that you can scoop up enough dip for a single chomp.

No no no no no no no, there's a risk here of finger nails entering dip. Nothing harbours more bogey bacteria than the underside of finger nails. Finger skin is bad too, particularly if someone has just come from the bog
 


Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
No no no no no no no, there's a risk here of finger nails entering dip. Nothing harbours more bogey bacteria than the underside of finger nails. Finger skin is bad too, particularly if someone has just come from the bog

Oh bloody hell.. er...umm... er.... I know, party latex gloves, hand them out from the box of 100 pairs as your guest enter the house, maybe some of those masks that the Japs wear might reduce some airborne germs as well. This party is becoming very sterile.
 


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