Don't Cry For Me Lewes District

[Lady Bracknell]

This green revolution must be something to do with grass. Because she's obviously had a spliff or two too many!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is it not 'her' party that are fighting the wind turbine?

That was one of the great mysteries during the local election.

Bearing in mind that the proposed wind turbine is in the ward that I was contesting, I found it impossible to work out what the Lib Dem candidates' views were on this topic.

I read their literature and it gave nothing away.

I even tried asking voters what they thought the Lib Dems were saying ... but no-one knew.



The only thing I did find out from the Lib Dem leaflet was that I supported the incinerator at Newhaven. Which was news to me. The leaflet did, however, quote NSC to 'prove' it.

Or - to be more precise - it half-quoted NSC.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That was one of the great mysteries during the local election.

Bearing in mind that the proposed wind turbine is in the ward that I was contesting, I found it impossible to work out what the Lib Dem candidates' views were on this topic.

I read their literature and it gave nothing away.

I even tried asking voters what they thought the Lib Dems were saying ... but no-one knew.

The only thing I did find out from the Lib Dem leaflet was that I supported the incinerator at Newhaven. Which was news to me. The leaflet did, however, quote NSC to 'prove' it.

Or - to be more precise - it half-quoted NSC.

:thud:

Oh my good god! They didn't! Did they? What did they quote?

One would imagine that they thought the turbine was not vote winning material, so they side stepped it.







In case they are still reading NSC -



Dear Ann, Liz, David, Norm, Marina and any slimeball I have forgotten to mention.


Fist yourselves.

Oodles of love,

Barrel of Fun
xxx

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

That was one of the great mysteries during the local election.

Bearing in mind that the proposed wind turbine is in the ward that I was contesting, I found it impossible to work out what the Lib Dem candidates' views were on this topic.

I read their literature and it gave nothing away.

I even tried asking voters what they thought the Lib Dems were saying ... but no-one knew.



The only thing I did find out from the Lib Dem leaflet was that I supported the incinerator at Newhaven. Which was news to me. The leaflet did, however, quote NSC to 'prove' it.

Or - to be more precise - it half-quoted NSC.

It had Kanchelskis in it?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

They got the wrong sort of Nokia.

 

[mona]

Is Marina Pepper's ex-colleague, David Neighbour, a revolutionary as well? The Trotsky of Telscombe Cliffs! Or is he too busy prowling around his beach chalet looking for adventure or whatever comes his way?

 

[Bry Nylon]

construction work on Falmer should have started by the next general election.

NURSE!!
He's got out again...!

 

[seagurn]

I reckon she's fried her brains on acid

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

"Up The Revolution"? More like "Up the Arse".

Just to show that Lib Dem incompetence, corruption and stupidity is not confined to Sussex...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6671735.stm

 

[Cheshire Cat]

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=rotten_boroughs&

Also featured in here, although the website doesn't give the text of the story. Clearly bonkers