Dogging

[Robbie G]

i would like it in the mouth, what do you think of that then you MUG

Ok then, the MOUTH it is!

Yer a big shiny porcelain mug! You heard

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Kev has just summed it up on MSN brilliantly (sorry Kev, i couldn't help it!)

Kev says:
what the f*** is dogging?
Me says:
sex in cars with strangers basically
Kev says:
thats disgraceful

I don't know why, but i am still laughing!!

 

[Les Biehn]

God damn it boys, set your sights higher than stiring another mans porrige while a truck load of boy racers watch on. Get yourself 2 ladies, take them home and feast on muff pie.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Ok then, the MOUTH it is!

Yer a big shiny porcelain mug! You heard

no you mug

 

[Scotty Mac]

Scott, I am a dogging virgin. As my young lady is away this weekend, do you fancy hitting the dyke on Saturday evening after Worthing?

certainly - provided one of us is in a fit state to drive

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev has just summed it up on MSN brilliantly (sorry Kev, i couldn't help it!)

Kev says:
what the f*** is dogging?
Me says:
sex in cars with strangers basically
Kev says:
thats disgraceful

I don't know why, but i am still laughing!!

I'm sorry but that is just disgraceful, why would you want someone peeping through your windows having a quick wank when your giving your bird/wife abit of humpty dumpty.

 

[Munkfish]

What are you classing as dogging?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Put it like this: why WOULDN'T you?

because its plain sick, your giving her a good shag and you got some kind of old pervert looking through your car windows.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

because its plain sick, your giving her a good shag and you got some kind of old pervert looking through your car windows.

So it's like being a pornstar then....I take it you haven't looked at porn either Kev?

 

[Les Biehn]

Dogging is for middle aged, tattooed men called Dave, boy racers called Trevor, women in their 30 called Carol and footballers called Stan. It has to be the least erotic past time ever.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

So it's like being a pornstar then....I take it you haven't looked at porn either Kev?

Yes I have looked at porn Markus, I even got a porno of Trish Stratus saved on my computer.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

because its plain sick, your giving her a good shag and you got some kind of old pervert looking through your car windows.

So if the fit bird across the street was get a good sorting out and they had left their curtains open - would you not have a sneaky look while bashing the bishop!

 

[Les Biehn]

What the f*** do you say when your mates ask what you did last night? I watched some ink ridden plasterer bash his wifes leathery minge in. Still alls well because she sucked me off while he egged me on. I could feel every cig sucking crease as she brought me home to his cheers.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

So if the fit bird across the street was get a good sorting out and they had left their curtains open - would you not have a sneaky look while bashing the bishop!

yes I would, but not in car parks. and for your knowledge the boy over the other side of the street has a really fit bird, blonde hair, nice juicy big tits, the perfect arse I've ever seen and he going out with her! LUCKY ****!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What the f*** do you say when your mates ask what you did last night? I watched some ink ridden plasterer bash his wifes leathery minge in. Still alls well because she sucked me off while he egged me on.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

yes I would, but not in car parks. and for your knowledge the boy over the other side of the street has a really fit bird, blonde hair, nice juicy big tits, the perfect arse I've ever seen and he going out with her! LUCKY ****!

I bet you can't wait to they have their curtains in the wash!!

 

[Munkfish]

Me and mrs munkfish often have sex in the car due to parents being in but theres knowone else about so this does not count does it?

I reckon 1066 is a dogger in the making he told me its fine to have sex in public places and he watched his friend have sex in his car the other day i bet he has his own little dogging torch and jacket!