Does your blood rise when you see Palace colours ?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I was thinking of this thread this morning as I drove on the A27 from Worthing. A Toyota Yaris was in front of me with a window sticker "Pride of South London" with the Palace logo on the back window.

I was so ANGRY I was tempted to risk my own LIFE and rear-end him, drag him out through the window by the collar and PILE-DRIVE him on the bonnet UNDERTAKER style.

As it turns out I just checked my mirrors; indicated right; pulled into the outside lane and over-took him. I now sit in Shoreham Airport thinking about what could have been whilst my blood simmers. I'm so angry right now.

It did make me think mind you, if he was one of our West Sussex-based Palace posters....

You utter BENDER. The correct action to take is to pull up alongside him, draw you finger across your throat whilst grinning like a loon then attempt to force him from the road by sideswiping his fiesta James bond style with your Aston Martin.

The last thing you see in your rear view is his screaming face as his car rolls off the carriageway before exploding in a massive fireball.

Then just smirk to yourself before stopping for a pint of vodka at the Sussex Pad.

 

[greyseagull]

You utter BENDER. The correct action to take is to pull up alongside him, draw you finger across your throat whilst grinning like a loon then attempt to force him from the road by sideswiping his fiesta James bond style with your Aston Martin.

The last thing you see in your rear view is his screaming face as his car rolls off the carriageway before exploding in a massive fireball.

Then just smirk to yourself before stopping for a pint of vodka at the Sussex Pad.

I know, I know. I’ve just been chastising myself prior to masturbating and having a good sob and scream. I feel like I’ve let everyone down. I've got much to prove now.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Again your making a statement whilst ignoring the actual question

What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

don't loose sleep over it, ASK AROUND AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
regards
DR

 

[Garage_Doors]

don't loose sleep over it, ASK AROUND AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
regards
DR

I don't care who Clive is.
Just interested in why you thought it relevant to mention him, when he hadn't been previously.
At a guess you have responded 6-8 time and every time you have completely ignore the same simple question why?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

are you sure you're not becoming a tad obsessed, put two and two together and you'll get the answer .................. but then again
regards
DR

 

[Garage_Doors]

are you sure you're not becoming a tad obsessed, put two and two together and you'll get the answer .................. but then again
regards
DR

I really don't have a clue as to why you introduced another person following someone else post, rather than fannying around trying to to use put downs and silly comments, why not just answer the simple question. Its a lot easier.

 

[brightn'ove]

In a way, one of the colleges at York uni wears a palace kit just with a different badge, makes me throw up a little bit. However I have a good mate who is a palace fan and we get on well.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i really don't have a clue as to why you introduced another person following someone else post, rather than fannying around trying to to use put downs and silly comments, why not just answer the simple question. Its a lot easier.

don't have nightmares
regards
DR

 

[Garage_Doors]

don't have nightmares
regards
DR

Again, your avoiding the issue.
What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Again, your avoiding the issue.
What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

you tell me officer
regards
DR

 

[PsychoPaul]

I was thinking of this thread this morning as I drove on the A27 from Worthing. A Toyota Yaris was in front of me with a window sticker "Pride of South London" with the Palace logo on the back window.

I was so ANGRY I was tempted to risk my own LIFE and rear-end him, drag him out through the window by the collar and PILE-DRIVE him on the bonnet UNDERTAKER style.

As it turns out I just checked my mirrors; indicated right; pulled into the outside lane and over-took him. I now sit in Shoreham Airport thinking about what could have been whilst my blood simmers. I'm so angry right now.

It did make me think mind you, if he was one of our West Sussex-based Palace posters....

As in wrestling, I thought it was a kinky gay necrophilia thing until I remember my sons old wrestling game had a character called the Undertaker in...

 

[Garage_Doors]

you tell me officer
regards
DR

Tell you what? What are you asking?

Again, your avoiding the issue.
What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Tell you what? What are you asking?

Again, your avoiding the issue.
What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

You're not ITK mate..he thinks you're filth and doesn't want to implicate himself the "Clive" incident...whatever the **** that is. You need the right trainers (Beckenbauers) and a stone island jacket with one of them gas ask looking sunglasses in the hood..then you may join in the fun and games with Pretty Pink Fairy.

 

[greyseagull]

As in wrestling, I thought it was a kinky gay necrophilia thing until I remember my sons old wrestling game had a character called the Undertaker in...

Who do you think I am, Jimmy Saville?!

I would have loved to have seen your face/initial reaction until you realised what I meant.

 

[pog5]

clive is doing fine, last time we met

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

clive is doing fine, last time we met

is he still a manager
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You're not ITK mate..he thinks you're filth and doesn't want to implicate himself the "Clive" incident...whatever the **** that is. You need the right trainers (Beckenbauers) and a stone island jacket with one of them gas ask looking sunglasses in the hood..then you may join in the fun and games with Pretty Pink Fairy.

A RAIN MAC AND A FLAT CAP WILL DO
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Tell you what? What are you asking?

Again, your avoiding the issue.
What was the relevance of mentioning a person called Clive?

regards
DR

 

[Shoreham Gull]

A sticker makes your blood boil..

Try driving on south circular a205, across a23 by wether spoons stretton!
There's a massive advert board, I mean massive, saying ian holloways red and blue army

What a joke!

 

[FinchleyEagle]

A sticker makes your blood boil..

Try driving on south circular a205, across a23 by wether spoons stretton!
There's a massive advert board, I mean massive, saying ian holloways red and blue army

What a joke!

It's great isn't it ! Could be bigger though...