Does NSC have any..

[Lewes' best seagull]

Proves my point.

Does nobody get that I was trying to be ironic?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Does nobody get that I was trying to be ironic?

I did Me think it is funny.

 

[Nottseagull]

I'm a trained proof reader for the output of an IT department.
I'll not let you split your infinitive nor allow your subordinate clause to be un-comma'd.

To be what?

 

[Burgess Hill Seagulls]

Wow, NSC can really be useful some times! Thanks for all the replies, some have made me laugh! But unfortunately I won't be putting it up here for the whole of NSC to read, I'm not that stupid/brave.

 

[Burgess Hill Seagulls]

My degree is in Literature and I am a lecturer - want a second set of eyes over it?

That would be great - I have PM'd you