Does My Willy Get Bigger After I Have Posted 1000 Posts

[London Calling]

In the last few days i have been getting an increasing throbbing feeling, women are taking more interest in me, and I feel I am on constant heat!

I am assuming this is due to nearly reaching the 1000 club.

Is it true will my dick get bigger. For gals did your breast line improve?

Yours. I am not going to complain.

LC

 

[Albion Rob]

Yes, yes it does.

 

[Scoffers]

..and then the admins reset everything back to zero, and you feel gutted !!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No but it does after 2000

 

[Trufflehound]

No, but I think I felt my balls drop when I got to 500...

 

[zefarelly]

I've heard from some hard calloused NSC'ers that you start going blind after 3000 posts

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No you Turn into a Geek when you get past 3000

 

[Donny Osmond]

I guess it depends how excited you are by it LC.

 

[pasty]

I've heard that if you post the jester smiley in post number 1738 you get a free spurs ticket

 

[Trufflehound]

No you Turn into a Geek when you get past 3000

What? You have to start eating moussaka and drinking retsina??







Oh, my mistake.

 

[London Calling]

I guess it depends how excited you are by it LC.

Well I have my new manlyness.

It feels quite weird really.

LC

 

[London Calling]

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Originally posted by kinkygerbil
No you Turn into a Geek when you get past 3000
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What? You have to start eating moussaka and drinking retsina??

 

[Marc]

jesus CHRIST no wonder thers a queue of women outside my office stretching to West Worthing (I'm in Brighton).

I'm a f***ing TRI-POD

 

[Everest]

I heard that after 10,000 posts you get put on the sex offenders list.

 

[Bwian]

I've heard from some hard calloused NSC'ers that you start going blind after 3000 posts

Not true

 

[Scoffers]

This is a perfect thread for getting your post count up.

 

[pasty]

This is a perfect thread for getting your post count up.

Oh no it isn't

 

[Trufflehound]

Oh no it isn't

Oh yes it is.

 

[Hungry Joe]

It is true. Mine got half an inch bigger when I got past 1000 on my previous URL and then as soon as I started with my current one it shrank again to 2 inches.

 

[SK1NT]

I've heard from some hard calloused NSC'ers that you start going blind after 3000 posts

put it this way, my keyboard is now in braile