Does anyone else TENSE UP when Eastenders is on ?

[bhaexpress]

Eastenders is one of the World's best reasons for a power cut.

 

[Napper]

Danny Dyer is joining as well

 

[jim_gannon]

Danny Dyer is joining as well

come again? not, the, danny dyer im assuming?

 

[skipper734]

No women in the house = no Eastenders. Result!

 

[coventrygull]

come again? not, the, danny dyer im assuming?

I heard that one. Think his career is over if that happens

 

[jim_gannon]

i can't see how "did anyone order a cxnt" will fit into eastenders!!

 

[coventrygull]

i can't see how "did anyone order a cxnt" will fit into eastenders!!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

He wouldnt touch Eastenders with a barge pole. No way will we ever see him grace the streets of Walford.

 

[goldstone]

All I can hear is SHRIEKING SLAGS arguing with each other. I have my back to the TV, but this dismal pile of shite is playing out it's sorry mess behind me, and all I can hear is a load of cockney BIFFERS arguing about TURD.

I like a peaceful life. I don't like ripples in my pond. Eastenders chucks rocks in my placid pond and makes lots of ripples and I don't LIKE IT. Its like a real life blazing row in my living room. But if I BAN it, I will have a real-life punch up with the missus. Which I'd win, obviously, but it'd cause lots more ripples. Long term ones as well.

I may need to leave the room.

Of course you should leave the room. Being in the same room as a TV showing that crap is an insult to the intelligence of even a cretin.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i tense up whenever lucy beale or stacey slater come on, but im pretty certain its in a different way to what is being meant on this thread

 

[Ninja Elephant]

 

[Don Quixote]

i tense up whenever lucy beale or stacey slater come on, but im pretty certain its in a different way to what is being meant on this thread

PAEDO!

 

[NF9]

Oh no

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

She's from Telford, leave her alone ....
They're all a bit insecure and inbred around here, she's pretty good compared to most Telfordites.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm slightly concerned over Peggy Mitchels impending marriage. The two blonde girls are her nieces yeah, and the bloke she is marrying is their father.

Now I have nieces, but their mother is my sister, so, and forgive me if I'm completely wrong here, but doesn't that mean she's marrying her brother? Or have I missed something here?

No you fool, she's marrying her ex Brother in Law (he married Peggy's sister) so is not a blood relative.

Keep up!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

She's from Telford, leave her alone ....
They're all a bit insecure and inbred around here, she's pretty good compared to most Telfordites.

I think alot of people would say the same thing about West Country girls, but I'm hooked on of them, so it seems to be my type of girl.

 

[Nottseagull]

I'm slightly concerned over Peggy Mitchels impending marriage. The two blonde girls are her nieces yeah, and the bloke she is marrying is their father.

Now I have nieces, but their mother is my sister, so, and forgive me if I'm completely wrong here, but doesn't that mean she's marrying her brother? Or have I missed something here?

Don't be simple! She could be marrying her ex brother-in-law, far less incestuous than some of our immigrant communities who think nothing of first cousins marrying.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Anyway, the worst thing about living here is we are two or three years behind apparently, .

Shell marries Den and they live happily ever after.