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Doctor, Doctor
- Thread starter crodonilson
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Lokki 7
WSU
Doctor Doctor, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head.
Don't worry, I've got some cream for it.
Don't worry, I've got some cream for it.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Man goes to the doctor's.
"Doctor doctor, (thrump) I can't stop farting." (Thrump)
The doctor says to him: "Right then, drop your trousers and let's have a look." (Parp)
The man does as told, farting all the way. Then the doctor takes a deep breath, bends down and makes a closer inspection of the back door.
So the doctor says: "I can see what the problem is. You've got a massive boil on your sphincter."
The man says: "Can you (parp) do something about it?" (thrump)
The doctor says: "Wait here a minute."
He goes off then returns a moment later brandishing a long pole with a hook on one end.
The man sees the pole and a look of terror comes over his face: "Jesus! (parp) You're not going to lance my boil with THAT are you?" (trumpet)
The doctor says: "No. I'm going to open some f***ing windows."
"Doctor doctor, (thrump) I can't stop farting." (Thrump)
The doctor says to him: "Right then, drop your trousers and let's have a look." (Parp)
The man does as told, farting all the way. Then the doctor takes a deep breath, bends down and makes a closer inspection of the back door.
So the doctor says: "I can see what the problem is. You've got a massive boil on your sphincter."
The man says: "Can you (parp) do something about it?" (thrump)
The doctor says: "Wait here a minute."
He goes off then returns a moment later brandishing a long pole with a hook on one end.
The man sees the pole and a look of terror comes over his face: "Jesus! (parp) You're not going to lance my boil with THAT are you?" (trumpet)
The doctor says: "No. I'm going to open some f***ing windows."
Doctor Kate McCann
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
I think we have a winner.