Doctor, Doctor

[crodonilson]

Who's your favourite Doctor

Mine is Dr Fox.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Dr Strangelove or Dr Who

 

[Trufflehound]

"Doctor, doctor. It hurts when I do this..."

"Well don't do it then..."

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones, is that normal?"

"It's not Unusual"

 

[JJ McClure]

Dr McCoy

"Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a *insertanyotherprofession*"

 

[Titanic]

Dr Bunhead.

 

[The Wookiee]

Dr Zeus

 

[cannedheat]

Doctor Doctor, people keep ignoring me.






"next"

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Doctor Doctor, I've got a steering wheel on my nob.

So what ?

Well, its driving me nuts.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A woman pops in to see a psychiatrist and she is carrying a duck under her arm.

The Doctor is used to the various quirks of different patients so he decides to humour her.

"What can I do for you madam?"

"Oh it is not me, Doctor. It is my husband here. He thinks he's a duck"

 

[Lokki 7]

Doctor, my arm hurts in several places.
Well don't go to those places then.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Oh pull yourself together.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Won't you help me Doctor Beat, doc, doc, doc, doc,Doctor Beat

 

[Dave the OAP]

Doctor Doctor....give me the news
I've got a bad case of luvving yoooooooo

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Dr Zeus

So much so that its Dr Seuss...

Anyway Dr Who

 

[The Wookiee]

So much so that its Dr Seuss...

Anyway Dr Who

No Dr Zeus, he was the Doctor who helped fix my leg whilst on holiday in Crete 15 years ago !

 

[tedebear]

Dr Doolittle

 

[Tubby Mondays]

He aint got no competition
Only he writes my prescription
Dr Love

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I don't need no doctor, because I know what's ailing me
I don't need no doctor, because I know what's ailing me, yes I do
I've been too long away from my baby
I'm coming down, I'm coming down with misery

I don't need no doctor, or prescriptions to be filled
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
I don't need no doctor, or prescriptions to be filled, no I don't
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
Only my baby's arms could take away these chills
Oh these chills

Well the doctor says I need rest
All I need is her tenderness
He put me on the critical list
When all I need is her sweet kiss
There can't be a medicated lotion
That can sooth, no no, my emotion

Well the doctor says I need rest
All I need is her tenderness
He put me on the critical list
When all I need is her sweet kiss
There can't be a medicated lotion
That can sooth, no no, my emotion

Well I don't need no doctor, because my will to live is gone
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
Well I don't need no doctor, because my will to live is gone
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
All I need is my baby
Baby please won't you come on home
Won't you come on home

I don't need no doctor, because I know what's ailing me
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
I've been too long away from my baby
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
I'm coming down, I'm coming down with misery
Coming down with misery

(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor
(I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor)
I don't need no doctor, I don't need no doctor

 

[Dr Q]

Me..!