Do you talk to yourself?

[cheshunt seagull]

When I had my own office at work I would state my views to myself quite loudly, often about colleagues. Now I am in an open plan office I find that I attract some very strange looks.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't talk to meself but often talk to trains. Usually something along the lines of: 'Open the doors you f***ing wankers'

 

[Braders]

i say thank you to cash machines

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I once apologised to a coke vending machine for trying to give it a 2p piece.

 

[CAFC Matt]

i say thank you to cash machines

Do you swear at them when they eat your card??

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Imagine shouting out your own name during sex

 

[Braders]

Do you swear at them when they eat your card??

yes

 

[Meade's Ball]

I moved from talking to myself to singing the conversations i have in different voices.

 

[CAFC Matt]

yes

Thinking about it though everyone does don't they

 

[Brighton till i die]

Imagine shouting out your own name during sex

do it all the time bruv - im that good!!

 

[Blackadder]

I sing to myself, often changing the lyrics to fit what Im doing...

I sing to myself without meaning to change the lyrics.

My kids are always saying "Dad, we wouldn't mind you singing if you sometimes got the words right!"

My songs, I'll sing what I want!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

yes i do when playing sport esp tennis

 

[poke]

i do at work sometimes cos if i'm confused saying it out loud lets me get my head around whats happened

 

[chez]

That is so funny!

i think it is a man thing....cause we can't seem to have a decent conversation with you any other time and now we know why...you are all talked out!

I do hope your not talking about EVERY man virgirlo!!

 

[B.M.F]

That is so funny!

i think it is a man thing....cause we can't seem to have a decent conversation with you any other time and now we know why...you are all talked out!

You mean we never get a word in luv. Besides I have always got a few rude words saved up for you

 

[Pevenseagull]

have been caught a many times shaking my head muttering 'I dunno'

I often agree with my decisions with a 'yep', 'yeah OK' or 'yeah, go on then'

And I regularly call myself a prat "oh, YOU PRAT!!" when I make a balls up cooking

and when I play golf or tennis I really lose it

I am well aware that I am somewhat unbalanced



but I don't seem to mind.


do I?


No not really

 

[Danny Seagull's Mate]

It's a worrying problem Dan, you have dont it longer than you think