do you shag on xmas morning?

[Brighton till i die]

deffo,cant start the day off better,mind shes on jam doughnut week,so will have to infuse with a bit of vodka,i then have me own bloody mary!!!plenty of those this xmas

that is very poor timing on her behalf to have rag week at xmas!!

shocking behaviour!

 

[dougdeep]

Can you still buy those giant Toblerones?

 

[One Nil]

Put a nice BJ on my Santa list every year and Mrs One Nil always makes sure i get everything on my list!!!!

 

[shingle]

I can see you dont have any kids btid or you wouldnt ask such a question

 

[Fluffster]

This thread is why I LOVE NSC.

 

[clapham_gull]

This year I plan to completely wrap myself up Christmas eve, naked under the festive paper with just a small breathing hole and tube, and lie in anticipation under the tree. In the morning I will, hopefully, be found and unwrapped slowly and sensually by my ladyfriend and we'll make wild passionate love amidst the pine needles. I imagine the anticipation and limited oxygen supply will give me a huge erection and a massive yuletide climax.

..with surely a seasonal satsuma stuffed in your gob as well ?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Havent before, but it's looking like its going to be different this year!

 

[Yorkie]

I can see you dont have any kids btid or you wouldnt ask such a question

On the contrary, BTID was the proud father of a beautiful baby girl a couple of months back

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

Oh. I want sex on christmas morning. But being stuck in the lake district with my family, its not looking very likely.

Never had sex on christmas morning actually, but last two years had a northern irish girlfriend who was back home for christmas, which didnt really help.

Theres always next year!

 

[Fluffster]

Nope I'm away for Christmas so not much chance of that.

 

[shingle]

On the contrary, BTID was the proud father of a beautiful baby girl a couple of months back

I meant kids of a certain age, the ones that get up at 5.30am and dont go back to sleep again

 

[Bluejuice]

I'd settle for sex sometime in 2005 to be honest. Please.

If I get to April without any then I'll have gone 2 whole lonely years without, and that really is relegation form

 

[Yorkie]

I meant kids of a certain age, the ones that get up at 5.30am and dont go back to sleep again

I found that 2 month old babies demanded a feed at that time of the morning too.

I'll be awake bright and early Christmas morning but whether Ned will be is debatable

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Havent before, but it's looking like its going to be different this year!

You've managed to kidnap Jake Robinson?

 

[Brighton till i die]

I meant kids of a certain age, the ones that get up at 5.30am and dont go back to sleep again

trust me matey - my little girl doesn't even know the difference between night and day yet, so if i'm not up at about 5.30 am i will be very surprised!!

BTW - thanx yorkie!


(i hear there is a new toblerone available this xmas "ribbed for her pleasure" with added almonds and a handle in the "rampant rabbit" style!!

should be worth a look!

 

[Northstander]

This will put a smile on her face!!

 

[dougdeep]

Can you still buy those giant Toblerones?

Oi Northstander, make up your own jokes!