Do you reckon Dwayne really wants to go to the meet-up?

[dwayne]

Yeah it wasn't just the new album

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Thats what i thought, i think he was trying to make me feel better cos I missed out on the gig, but apparently there was no 'Karrma police', no 'Fake Plastic trees' etc etc...

I'm afraid it seems he has a very considerate side - either that or he's stone deaf.

I won't be mean either then. They definitely DID NOT play those tracks

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I knew he was trying to soften the blow as the tickets were HIS responsability, and he messed it up. Damn him. And damn you Highfields!

 

[Willow]

or maybe I just didn't wanna donate, or unemployed at the time. Bozza ask yourself, how can an individual on a good consulatancy rate in the city with no dependants, living in south ken be hard up??

u tell me?

Woo Hoo! Fg, Ernest - gather round, the hunt is over. Seems we've found our benevolent benefactor who can buy out Dick Tight and his cronies and put this once great club back on the map!

 

[dwayne]

I knew he was trying to soften the blow as the tickets were HIS responsability, and he messed it up. Damn him. And damn you Highfields!

In fairness tickets were gold dust, but if u turn up on the night and wait right till performance time u will get tix near enough RRP

 

[Easy 10]

where have I name dropped recently?

Yesterday wasn't it ? Something about hanging out in Jodie Marsh's favourite haunt, and being glad Jordan wasn't there that night. Or something.

 

[alan partridge]

where have I name dropped recently?

so you admit you do namedrop then?

 

[berkshire seagull]

so you admit you do namedrop then?

You not going tommorow then partridge?

 

[alan partridge]

You not going tommorow then partridge?

i love the way you call me partridge berks. no i won't be, bit out of my way

 

[dwayne]

Partridge=Zig

 

[berkshire seagull]

i love the way you call me partridge berks. no i won't be, bit out of my way

Yeah well thats me
Roll on our next arguement

 

[bhaexpress]

or maybe I just didn't wanna donate, or unemployed at the time. Bozza ask yourself, how can an individual on a good consulatancy rate in the city with no dependants, living in south ken be hard up??

u tell me?

I was starting feel a bit sorry for Dwayne until I read the above.

Perhaps it's just as well that Dwayne can't make it, there won't be enough room for the rest of us if his ego is there.

 

[alan partridge]

Yeah well thats me
Roll on our next arguement

look forward to it mate

 

[NMH]

dwayne is just a poor boy and his story's seldom told,
he has squandered his resistance for a pocket full of mumbles such are promises.
All lies and just when a man says what he wants to say and disregards everyone else (and the subject of conversation),
hmmm, hmm hm hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm hmmm hmmmm

Lie la Lie (tsk) lie la lie lie lie la lie
(etc)


(Sigh man and Guff uncle)

 

[berkshire seagull]

look forward to it mate

Try and make it a simple argement next time so i can understand it properly o.k



How about tommorow you make it in your way and not out of the way.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Nah, leave the poor lad alone, he knows Fern Brittain you know!!

 

[alan partridge]

Try and make it a simple argement next time so i can understand it properly o.k



How about tommorow you make it in your way and not out of the way.

i would love to be in brighton tomorrow night but it ain't gonna happen. i'd have to get on a plane now

still, have a good night all, and i look forward to incriminating pictures


p.s. next time we can argue about which of us is better looking. surely you'll be able to come round to my way of thinking there?

 

[berkshire seagull]

i would love to be in brighton tomorrow night but it ain't gonna happen. i'd have to get on a plane now

still, have a good night all, and i look forward to incriminating pictures


p.s. next time we can argue about which of us is better looking. surely you'll be able to come round to my way of thinking there?

I win that out-right
Have a good trip PARTRIDGEEEEEE

 

[alan partridge]

I win that out-right
Have a good trip PARTRIDGEEEEEE

nonononono, haven't you seen the 2003 U.N. statistics related to 'whether alan partridge is better looking than berkshire seagull or not'? i think you'll find they are conclusive

 

[berkshire seagull]

nonononono, haven't you seen the 2003 U.N. statistics related to 'whether alan partridge is better looking than berkshire seagull or not'? i think you'll find they are conclusive

Give me your email adress and you will see a sexy man