Do women squeeze them out on the quiet

[Race]

any female who says they dont fart are big fibbers!.......everyone does it!........and talking of farts my dog has just let rip and he would put any beer swilling, curry eating man to shame!

 

[dougdeep]

In public, yes or manage to hold them until we get to the loo.

At home, it's a different matter though.

All going round Yorkie's house later? Thought not.

 

[Yorkie]

any female who says they dont fart are big fibbers!.......everyone does it!........and talking of farts my dog has just let rip and he would put any beer swilling, curry eating man to shame!

You're saying the dog is worse than Guy?

Our dog always got the blame when there was an unowned smell in the room

 

[Braders]

Holding in farts is unnatural and gives you gut ache.

word. if its got to be done , its got to be done

 

[Race]

You're saying the dog is worse than Guy?

Our dog always got the blame when there was an unowned smell in the room

Well Guys not here so the dog definately got the blame for that smell!

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Based on my morning commute, I think that they save them up for their next journey on the Victoria Line.

 

[Northstander]

Westie dogs are unreal!! My mum and Dads Westie does it!

They are that bad the dog wakes up leaves the room, leaving people left in the room to suffer with it's ghastly deposit!!!

 

[Braders]

Westie dogs are unreal!! My mum and Dads Westie does it!

They are that bad the dog wakes up leaves the room, leaving people left in the room to suffer with it's ghastly deposit!!!

this is true , my grandparents westie does it and look around the room ,trying to find someone to blame

 

[beorhthelm]

In my experience they bottle it up during the day, then let rip all night in bed. There's nothing like rolling over for a cuddle, and then being hit in the face by a wave of warm chewy air that's just wafted out from under the duvet...

True story.

 

[NMH]

Women generally try to smell nice, whereas blokes couldn't give a shit, but could readily give a fart.

What would we be like if birds said "pull my finger" or gulped down another pint and lifted a cheek to let one rip bigtime?
No, I prefer things to stay as they are, with laydees being discreet and saving their 'queefs' for the privacy of the bog.

 

[NMH]

Incidentally, female masturbation will probably soon have another thread.

Come on girls, let on about another 'private' practise !! (pun intended)

 

[Blackadder]

How does fingering their ring affect this?

Helps to ease out trapped wind!

 

[driddles]

In my experience they bottle it up during the day, then let rip all night in bed. There's nothing like rolling over for a cuddle, and then being hit in the face by a wave of warm chewy air that's just wafted out from under the duvet...

I think you will find thats called a dutch oven! At least my wife often pulls the covers over my head and yells "Dutch oven" I then fight for my life.