Do Mummies still like flowers for their birthday?

[CHAPPERS]

I've managed to let my mummy's birthday creep up on me without noticing and need to get her something today to take round later and I can come up with nothing better than flowers but i reckon that's boring. Surely she'd want something good like a NERF gun or a skateboard??

Can anyone think or a cheap and cheerful present or should I just go round their and say, 'you weren't really expecting something this year. were you?'

 

[pasty]

A good one is always a "pampering day" at one of the hotels. I believe The Metropole does quite a good deal.

 

[Marshy]

Flowers never fail with my mum. But originality is better.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Flowers never fail with my mum. But originality is better.

A NERF gun that fires flowers.

 

[the full harris]

course they f***ing do.

EVERY mum likes flowers.

 

[Safeway]

A NERF gun that fires flowers.

I don't know what it is, but it sounds COOL.

 

[Uncle Buck]

From yesterday's papers, it seems that mothers in Cumbria want they little bit extra from their sons these days....

 

[CHAPPERS]

From yesterday's papers, it seems that mothers in Cumbria want they little bit extra from their sons these days....

A NERF gun that fires flowers AND a skateboard?

 

[Uncle Buck]

A NERF gun that fires flowers AND a skateboard?

That might work.

Certainly reading the article the son fired something at her.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Shit! It's my mums birthday on Monday - you've just made me realise. Do you reckon you can get two of those skateboard mounted floral NERF cannons?

 

[Safeway]

A bollock sack full of SEMEN seem to be the order of the day up there.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

A bollock sack full of SEMEN seem to be the order of the day up there.

Zteven, were you by any chance one half of the mother/son combination in the news yesterday?

 

[Marc]

BEN is that you?


Chappers, flowers always work but since I just spent lunch watching the ska8ers down the west scrap metalyard (pier) then fire a SKATEBOARD at her, but get a daisy/rose coloured griptape or something

 

[Shegull]

Speaking as a mother sometimes a simple happy birthday said with sincerety and a card means more than any present ever could

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Speaking as a mother sometimes a simple happy birthday said with sincerety and a card means more than any present ever could

Yeah, but sometimes is the operative word isn't it....

 

[Shegull]

You didn't let me finish ..................... along with the promise of A NERF gun that fires flowers AND a skateboard?

 

[Safeway]

You didn't let me finish ..................... along with the promise of A NERF gun that fires flowers AND a skateboard?

I can just imagine Shegull going beserk with a NERF gun!

 

[Emily's Mum]

Flowers always work for me, not just from the kids either!

 

[Scotty Mac]

course they f***ing do.

EVERY mum likes flowers.

my mum don't. it sets her hayfever off