Do I respond?

[tedebear]

Not her real photo though , in reality she is 43 yeas old, 28 stone and smells strongly of BO.

and drives a chevy flat bed...

 

[Gully]

I would be amazed if she is still 34, maybe that is the last age she can remember being, still...if it floats your boat, weigh anchor and set sail!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

and drives a chevy flat bed...

when she isn't shaving her back on a weekly basis.

 

[Questions]

I've done sod all work today. Just been on facebook and NSC...and this MILFY wotsit has just said that she likes me. She's Katy, 34 yo and is from the US of A.

I'm in the hands of NSC here.

Does she know you look like Richard Nixon ?

Thats your first problem.

 

[The Large One]

Buzzer, I can't put it plainer than this...

YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Buzzer, I can't put it plainer than this...

YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT.

Ahem

 

[defrocked priest]

Don't do it. It's wrong to shag a bird you work with, it changes everything and makes every encounter there after more awkward.

 

[Buzzer]

This isn't a serious question is it.

Let me know when you're done and I'll have a go.

Will do

Potential bunny boiler shouldn't put you off too much

Well, I do like 'em a little wonky in the head

Send her a link to this thread - then see if she can get an NSC signon and come on here to plead her case. Personally I would quite happily stick my dick in her face, but I'm not sure I'd commit to any more than that at this stage. I'm open to persuasion though.

hmmm....that's gonna endear her to me isn't it?

I'd steer clear of a woman with one shiny cheek...other than that whats the harm (unless she's an IT whizz who can log your whereabouts and come after you)...

She might have shiny bumcheeks too and that's a good thing.

Buzzers a clown.................... and he has large feet

Oy. Clown maybe but size 8 is NOT big.

How many other trannies have you manage to attract, Buzzer?

Jealous?

What am I doing wrong? I don't get random birds coming onto me on Facebook. Or is it simply that there is a 'I heart MILFs' application that I've not yet installed?

I was a beta tester for that add-in

Does she know you look like Richard Nixon ?

Thats your first problem.

Good point well made. I'll send her a photo of Adrie. That'll woo her.

Buzzer, I can't put it plainer than this...

YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT.

What? I can't help being irresistible to lonely desperate thick yank women.

Don't do it. It's wrong to shag a bird you work with, it changes everything and makes every encounter there after more awkward.

It was a random facebook person - not work, matey.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Don't do it. It's wrong to shag a bird you work with, it changes everything and makes every encounter there after more awkward.

Especially when you end up marrying her !!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'll send her a photo of Adrie. That'll woo her.

Will that be the photo of Adrie where he looks like R M Taylor ? Or the one where he has put a bit of weight on ?

 

[Buzzer]

Will that be the photo of Adrie where he looks like R M Taylor ? Or the one where he has put a bit of weight on ?

Nah. The one where he looks like Rose West. The ladies love a lezzer serial killer.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Nah. The one where he looks like Rose West. The ladies love a lezzer serial killer.

Dont they call her Patty O in prison ?

 

[defrocked priest]

If that's the case(facebook), she could be a tranny.

 

[Buzzer]

If that's the case(facebook), she could be a tranny.

fingers crossed, eh?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've done sod all work today. Just been on facebook and NSC...and this MILFY wotsit has just said that she likes me. She's Katy, 34 yo and is from the US of A.

I'm in the hands of NSC here.

This is a Kate McCann-substitute thing, Buzzer, isn't it?

 

[defrocked priest]

fingers crossed, eh?

yeh, please God don't be a chick with a dick.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

QUOTE=seagullsovergrimsby;2239926]Especially when you end up marrying her !! [/QUOTE]

ahem....

 

[CHAPPERS]

That looks like a post chemical peel transvestite.

 

[See-Goals]

I've done sod all work today. Just been on facebook and NSC...and this MILFY wotsit has just said that she likes me. She's Katy, 34 yo and is from the US of A.

I'm in the hands of NSC here.

Bless

 

[csider]

Don't do it. It's wrong to shag a bird you work with, it changes everything and makes every encounter there after more awkward.

No it does not. You obviously didnt deal with properly.

BJ's in the wc's etc, ah the memories.