"criminality - pure and simple"; a "mindless thug". The lack of moral compass on the seagull's face is clear for all to see. In fact I think I recognise him, lives near my roof but should I inform the authorities? A fellow seagull? Don't think I can do it...going to have to turn the other beak, er, I mean cheek.
In related news, this government (which wasn't elected) 's ingenious plan of cuts doesn't appear to have worked out...