I feel asleep during the robbery and was forced to retire to bed. I did feel a groovy kind of love for Julie Walters for some worrying reason though, she looked well fit.
Ironic really that when playing the part of the train driver coshing villain that Collins had to 'act' that he wanted to get back to Blighty, whereas, as we all know, as soon as the MOR moron had to pay more than 29p in the £ tax he upped sticks and f***ed off to Switzerland.
Fingers crossed that Phil Collins will play the part of the loveable armed robber more accurately from now on right up to his sad demise when hanging himself in a lock up garage - skipping the 20 years he spent selling flowers at Waterloo chuff chuff station.
I make that game over Philip. Shall I go and get the rope?