Dick Tight SINGING tomorrow

[Ernest]

Is anyone GOING to the GROUND early TOMORROW to the Dick Tight book singing SESSION ?

I might JUST go and GIVE him a piece of MY mind , mind you I've heard Tony Bloom is SINGING too so that may be OK

 

[Wilko]

*tumbleweed*

 

[8ace]

Dick Tight HAS nicked a PEN from Ladbrokes ON George Street especially FOR the OCCASION.

 

[pipkin112]

is he singing or is he signing

 

[Everest]

No Jack Straw?

 

[Quagmire]

Has he got a good voice?

 

[john baldock]

probably christmas carols if they are singing !!! we should go and join in !

 

[Bold Seagull]

Is anyone GOING to the GROUND early TOMORROW to the Dick Tight book singing SESSION ?

I might JUST go and GIVE him a piece of MY mind , mind you I've heard Tony Bloom is SINGING too so that may be OK

If you were really clever, you could use THE first letter of each upper case WORD so that when ARRANGED together they would reveal a hidden meaning to the THREAD.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Time for the ARS to move on.

Clubs like Pompey and Birmingham are leading the way in the Championship with propa Gangsta Chairman. Ours by comparison is a pussy, who thinks a game of cards and a couple of tinnies, represents hard living.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

I for one, will always be there the back-up Dick's tight ARS.

 

[vulture]

tried to call him but his phransferone was still turned off....some one tell Tight the transfer window is now closed

 

[Ernest]

tried to call him but his phransferone was still turned off....some one tell Tight the transfer window is now closed

I WILL give him a £5 TOP up tomorrow

 

[vulture]

I WILL give him a £5 TOP up tomorrow

that will double his wealth

 

[Ernest]

JUST about to make MY early departure so I do NOT miss the Dick Tight SINGING session, I will go UP to him SAY I'm Ernest THEN drop my UNDIES, bend OVER and say to the potless pillock 'KISS my f***ing ARSE' then I will LIE prostrate at the FEET of Tony Bloom in THANKS for everything HE has done.

 

[tgretton87]

Time for the ARS to move on.

Clubs like Pompey and Birmingham are leading the way in the Championship with propa Gangsta Chairman. Ours by comparison is a pussy, who thinks a game of cards and a couple of tinnies, represents hard living.

It might be on youtube but I cannot find it. Tony playing in Poker tournie wins about £300k the player he takes the money off says "dont spend it all at once Tony". Tony replies saying its going into the transfer kitty.

You can just imagine him with a pot of money in his house.

 

[Everest]

Everyone there on time except one. Guess who.

Yup, DK.

He finally rolled up in his Merc at 11.50!!!!

 

[Titus]

I might JUST go and GIVE him a piece of MY mind ,

Are you sure you can spare it?

 

[Ernest]

DID anyone else ATTEND the book SINGING ? Dick Tight ASKED me if I would like HIM to SING my book ? I said I would RATHER that bloke over there DROPPED his trousers and DUMPED a BIG steaming TURD on the book than have YOU SING it.

 

[Beach Hut]

Err, how do you sing a book ?

 

[Ernest]

Err, how do you sing a book ?

With a PEN you f***ing IDIOT