Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Off the back of a throw-away comment on some other thread, the question was asked - who is the bigger legend, Merlin the Wizard, or Dick Knight ? I feel this needs a poll.
In the RED corner, we have Merlin the mystical Wizard, famed for his kinship with King Arthur. Wiley Merlin was instrumental in helping Arthur draw Excalibur from the Stone, and aided Englands most famous monarch in his legendary quest for the Holy Grail. He later played an important role in concocting increasingly bizarre and fearful rituals for slaughtering Saxons, before being banished from the Realm for putting Gwynovere into a trance and intimately fingering her in full view of Lancelot. As Merlin is also immortal, he now works as a scrap metal dealer in Corby.
In the BLUE corner, we have Dick Knight, saviour of the Albion. Dick was born to humble beginnings. The son of a dairy farmer in Walsall, Dicks formative years were spent learning to milk bovines next to what would soon become know as the M6. During a butter curdling workshop one fateful afternoon, Dicks dairy days were sadly cut short when an enraged fresian broke loose and ran amok in the barn, knocking Dick from his stool and trampling on his favourite glasses (hence the ever-present spectacle catchcord now sported by the Albion chairman). From that day forward, Dick has dedicated his professional life to coordinating leaflet campaigns to promote novelty musical biscuit tins, and saving football clubs.
So over to NSC to decide WHO is the greater LEGEND.
In the RED corner, we have Merlin the mystical Wizard, famed for his kinship with King Arthur. Wiley Merlin was instrumental in helping Arthur draw Excalibur from the Stone, and aided Englands most famous monarch in his legendary quest for the Holy Grail. He later played an important role in concocting increasingly bizarre and fearful rituals for slaughtering Saxons, before being banished from the Realm for putting Gwynovere into a trance and intimately fingering her in full view of Lancelot. As Merlin is also immortal, he now works as a scrap metal dealer in Corby.
In the BLUE corner, we have Dick Knight, saviour of the Albion. Dick was born to humble beginnings. The son of a dairy farmer in Walsall, Dicks formative years were spent learning to milk bovines next to what would soon become know as the M6. During a butter curdling workshop one fateful afternoon, Dicks dairy days were sadly cut short when an enraged fresian broke loose and ran amok in the barn, knocking Dick from his stool and trampling on his favourite glasses (hence the ever-present spectacle catchcord now sported by the Albion chairman). From that day forward, Dick has dedicated his professional life to coordinating leaflet campaigns to promote novelty musical biscuit tins, and saving football clubs.
So over to NSC to decide WHO is the greater LEGEND.
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