Chesney Hawkes and Michael Madsen flaying our pie-throwers all over the park. Chanderpaul needn't tuck his napkin in just yet, at this rate he'll be lucky if there's any buffet left (and that's if he ever gets a bat).
They're making a mockery of our first innings lead of almost 180. Used to love that old darts song about 180. Also the old "180s for show, doubles for dough" adage - didn't Bobby George make that up?