Definitive NSC Hair Dressing Thread-

[Dave the OAP]

How do you have your barnet done?

 

[sir danny cullip]

Salon-Tart

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Clippers for head, chest and pubes; razor for the nose, ears and ring.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What about a BARBERS Dave?

 

[Dave the OAP]

What about a BARBERS Dave?

a what?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You know a BARBER shop where MEN cut other MENS HAIR and offer SOMETHING for the WEEKEND

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Salon.

 

[Starry]

I go to a salon.

 

[tedebear]

Salon - although I did have an absolute brain strain moment once when I thought £30 to cut straight across the bottom of my straight har was a bit expensive, and so asked Zef to do it, but promptly went to the salon the next day as I looked like some sort of higgledy piggledy mess...

 

[The Auditor]

You know a BARBER shop where MEN cut other MENS HAIR and offer SOMETHING for the WEEKEND

 

[paulsmithscarf]

Poof thread.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Poof thread.

racist wanker

 

[Woodchip]

Barbers

 

[paulsmithscarf]

racist wanker

Yes thats right. Calling a hairdressing thread a poof thread obviously makes me a racist.

 

[The Large One]

racist wanker

Short, simple, sweet even - but highly effective.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Salon - although I did have an absolute brain strain moment once when I thought £30 to cut straight across the bottom of my straight har was a bit expensive, and so asked Zef to do it, but promptly went to the salon the next day as I looked like some sort of higgledy piggledy mess...

Yeah, but he just did that for a laugh.