Definitive List Of Business's Missing Out on Money Because McClaren/Englands Failure

[Buttinhams]

Vets - For all those who would have been "Sick as Parrots" at England's early exit

 

[Easy 10]

The prostitutes of Zurich, Basle, Vienna etc.

 

[Simster]

Purveyors of windows to various Swiss cafes
Figurini Panini - sticker manufacturers

 

[bhaexpress]

I blame McClaren yes but I blame the idiots who gave him the job more. The sad thing is he's gone but they're still there.

 

[Simster]

Swiss and Austrian plastic outdoor furniture manufacturers

Not forgetting water-canon manuafacturers.

 

[1066gull]

Asda

 

[Man of Harveys]

Strepsils AND avalanche rescue teams - due to the lack of bellowing of NO SURRENDER in the Alps, all because of "that ruddy-faced goon"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Firms selling televisions.

 

[NMH]

Cheapo airlines taking ENGERLERND fans off to the games.

Hanky manufacturers for when we get knocked out of the tournament, and glaziers replacing all the kicked-out shop windows in every English towns' high-street.

 

[Del Boy]

Increased business:
McLaren voodoo doll makers
Polish / French / Dutch / German etc flag makers

Decreased business
Everyone else.

I wonder how easy Steve McLaren sleeps at night knowing he has cost the economy tens of millions. Him, and only him, and his schoolboy-error approach to coaching. We've might have even over-looked the so-called 'credit crunch' had it not been for him.

No pressure then, Signor Capello.

I don't thin we can blame him for the credit crunch Maybe Kuipers kicking could be down to him tho

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

bbc, itv

 

[The Large One]

I don't thin we can blame him for the credit crunch Maybe Kuipers kicking could be down to him tho

Actually, I didn't mean that. I meant that, with a football tournament to look forward to, we could forget our financial and social woes.

But with nothing to look forward to except a hopeless, unfeeling teetering on the edge of helpless void of despair, the credit crunch is top of the agenda for the Daily Mail, instead of casting around for a 'Helvetian Hooligan' headlines.

You can thank McLaren for that.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the sun
the mirror

etc

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I blame McClaren yes but I blame the idiots who gave him the job more. The sad thing is he's gone but they're still there.

And the 11 idiots the ruddy faced prick chose to get us there!!! Terry, Gerrard, Lamps, Ferdinand etc etc take bow...Premier League your having a laff...

 

[Slough Seagull]

Book publishers...no shite autobiographies from the England 'stars'.

 

[csider]

The Children of Mile Oak Fun Day Outing to the Euro's.

 

[surrey jim]

credit card companies.. the extra spending occured
helth spa's... women 'getting away from foootball

 

[Seagull73]

Actually, I didn't mean that. I meant that, with a football tournament to look forward to, we could forget our financial and social woes.

But with nothing to look forward to except a hopeless, unfeeling teetering on the edge of helpless void of despair, the credit crunch is top of the agenda for the Daily Mail, instead of casting around for a 'Helvetian Hooligan' headlines.

You can thank McLaren for that.

So you're not in any doubt who's at fault for us not getting to Euro 08 then?

 

[Mendoza]

WAGs - wont be able to live off their husbands/boyfriends fame

 

[surrey jim]

hello mag,, unable to write articles about the wag's abroad
mobile phone providers.. extra texting when matches are on (scores/geting mates together)
travel insurance companies (fans not traveing there)