Define the 'perfect' NSC thread.

[Simster]

preferably a mildy offensive thread
about the user formerly known as downloaded pengoon.
everything would get blown out of proportion and
dodgy, unconfirmed accusations would fly.
obviously, it would end with threats of legal action.

and perhaps with a photoshopped picture of our hero jizzing over Hiney?

 

[Braders]

shut it you naive, snivelling toerag.

 

[tedebear]

There have been a few verging on greatness...some about the minutae of life and footballe some about factual / actual events. The later are usually good threads but they are usually cut short by some neaderthal, knuckle dragger who can't debate without inserting abuse....

 

[Skaville]

Why aren't there any naked women in this thread?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

With detailed descriptions of work experience at KFC and other retail outlets

 

[Stat Brother]

It would take place on a Friday, with the first post taking place mid-morning.

After a few innocent and constructive posts, the touch-paper will be lit by one of the group of usual suspects. The thread would soon degenerate into the worst kind of binfest, with the abuse only broken up by those pulling up a chair and popping open the Pringles.

All over this great nation, tools will largely be downed as the binfest escalates and becomes essential viewing for many. The flounces will come thick and fast, but most are unable to keep true to their word and come back for more.

As people knock-off for the weekend, the thread will peter out but will be bounced a few times during the evening with comments such as "Absolutely superb - can't believe I missed this first time round."

That'll be Dessie-gate, then.

 

[Brighton M]

The perfect NSC thread?

• The Large One will plug his radio show/shop
• Hove Born & Bred will piss him off and taunt him while plugging his block.
• 1066 will make some unrelated special comment about wanting to bumfuck a Doctor Who character and will get 3 pages of abuse.
• Turienzo's Lovechild will mention "flair", and ask NSCers about their favourite typoe of Guinea Pig
• Notters or Dougdeep will "fixtures" the thread.
• Kinkygerbils will discuss Spurs.
• So will Paxton Dazo, before discussing his Tuesdaynight trip to Hartlepool.
• Pornomagboy will stop reading the thread, because it's a "load of shit"
• Bensgrandad will make some sarcastic old senile comment about Brighton in the 70's that makes no sense.
• The Complete Badger will either praise Kuipers or slag off an alternative keeper.
• Withdean Wanderer will moan.
• Kev The Ape will post about his shit day at work.
• "Leon Knight, he's alright".
• Someone will say the thread isn't as good as the "jamie thread".
• In response, someone will post a Hiney art picture and say "now it is"
• Uncle Buck will answer a question about a random Northern Pub, probably the Blue Parrot.
• Someone will mention Mendoza's latest photo in the Argus
• Uncle Spielberg will stick up for Mark McGhee
• Ernest will call him a Lardy Jocko Clown
• Easy 10 will post a parody of Uncle Spielberg sticking up for McGhee
• The bleach blonde one will post a load of photo's of herself asking for votes.
• 10 NSCers will make cringey responses.
• Beach Hut will moan about not getting a West Ham ticket
• Tom Hark Preston Park will point out that "the cognoscenti was always right", even when it wasn't.
• Dwayne will appear for the first time in 6 months to talk about his evening with David and Victoria.
• El Presidente will try and make a joke that goes straight over most people's heads.
• Isn't that Dick Knight's nephew?
• DannySeagull will graphically describe what he would do to Victoria
• Watford O will make a few posts under a new username, before being banned
• Hans Kraay's Fan Club will post a photo of Gemma Atkinson's tits
• Someone will slag off Mike Ward.
• Richie Morris will post an exclusive from Jim McNulty's Dad.
• Someone will bounce the thread and laugh at Pornomagboy, calling him names.
• 20 others will follow.
• Bozza will lock the thread for no reason.
  
  
  
• A new thread will start called "Why was the perfect NSC thread locked" and binfest will unfold....

 

[Blackadder]

The perfect NSC thread?

• The Large One will plug his radio show/shop
• Hove Born & Bred will piss him off and taunt him while plugging his block.
• 1066 will make some unrelated special comment about wanting to bumfuck a Doctor Who character and will get 3 pages of abuse.
• Turienzo's Lovechild will mention "flair", and ask NSCers about their favourite typoe of Guinea Pig
• Notters or Dougdeep will "fixtures" the thread.
• Kinkygerbils will discuss Spurs.
• So will Paxton Dazo, before discussing his Tuesdaynight trip to Hartlepool.
• Pornomagboy will stop reading the thread, because it's a "load of shit"
• Bensgrandad will make some sarcastic old senile comment about Brighton in the 70's that makes no sense.
• The Complete Badger will either praise Kuipers or slag off an alternative keeper.
• Withdean Wanderer will moan.
• Kev The Ape will post about his shit day at work.
• "Leon Knight, he's alright".
• Someone will say the thread isn't as good as the "jamie thread".
• In response, someone will post a Hiney art picture and say "now it is"
• Uncle Buck will answer a question about a random Northern Pub, probably the Blue Parrot.
• Someone will mention Mendoza's latest photo in the Argus
• Uncle Spielberg will stick up for Mark McGhee
• Ernest will call him a Lardy Jocko Clown
• Easy 10 will post a parody of Uncle Spielberg sticking up for McGhee
• The bleach blonde one will post a load of photo's of herself asking for votes.
• 10 NSCers will make cringey responses.
• Beach Hut will moan about not getting a West Ham ticket
• Tom Hark Preston Park will point out that "the cognoscenti was always right", even when it wasn't.
• Dwayne will appear for the first time in 6 months to talk about his evening with David and Victoria.
• El Presidente will try and make a joke that goes straight over most people's heads.
• Isn't that Dick Knight's nephew?
• DannySeagull will graphically describe what he would do to Victoria
• Watford O will make a few posts under a new username, before being banned
• Hans Kraay's Fan Club will post a photo of Gemma Atkinson's tits
• Someone will slag off Mike Ward.
• Richie Morris will post an exclusive from Jim McNulty's Dad.
• Someone will bounce the thread and laugh at Pornomagboy, calling him names.
• 20 others will follow.
• Bozza will lock the thread for no reason.
  
  
  
• A new thread will start called "Why was the perfect NSC thread locked" and binfest will unfold....

Brilliant! or should I say? This.

 

[Uncle C]

The perfect NSC thread?

• The Large One will plug his radio show/shop
• Hove Born & Bred will piss him off and taunt him while plugging his block.
• 1066 will make some unrelated special comment about wanting to bumfuck a Doctor Who character and will get 3 pages of abuse.
• Turienzo's Lovechild will mention "flair", and ask NSCers about their favourite typoe of Guinea Pig
• Notters or Dougdeep will "fixtures" the thread.
• Kinkygerbils will discuss Spurs.
• So will Paxton Dazo, before discussing his Tuesdaynight trip to Hartlepool.
• Pornomagboy will stop reading the thread, because it's a "load of shit"
• Bensgrandad will make some sarcastic old senile comment about Brighton in the 70's that makes no sense.
• The Complete Badger will either praise Kuipers or slag off an alternative keeper.
• Withdean Wanderer will moan.
• Kev The Ape will post about his shit day at work.
• "Leon Knight, he's alright".
• Someone will say the thread isn't as good as the "jamie thread".
• In response, someone will post a Hiney art picture and say "now it is"
• Uncle Buck will answer a question about a random Northern Pub, probably the Blue Parrot.
• Someone will mention Mendoza's latest photo in the Argus
• Uncle Spielberg will stick up for Mark McGhee
• Ernest will call him a Lardy Jocko Clown
• Easy 10 will post a parody of Uncle Spielberg sticking up for McGhee
• The bleach blonde one will post a load of photo's of herself asking for votes.
• 10 NSCers will make cringey responses.
• Beach Hut will moan about not getting a West Ham ticket
• Tom Hark Preston Park will point out that "the cognoscenti was always right", even when it wasn't.
• Dwayne will appear for the first time in 6 months to talk about his evening with David and Victoria.
• El Presidente will try and make a joke that goes straight over most people's heads.
• Isn't that Dick Knight's nephew?
• DannySeagull will graphically describe what he would do to Victoria
• Watford O will make a few posts under a new username, before being banned
• Hans Kraay's Fan Club will post a photo of Gemma Atkinson's tits
• Someone will slag off Mike Ward.
• Richie Morris will post an exclusive from Jim McNulty's Dad.
• Someone will bounce the thread and laugh at Pornomagboy, calling him names.
• 20 others will follow.
• Bozza will lock the thread for no reason.
  
  
  
• A new thread will start called "Why was the perfect NSC thread locked" and binfest will unfold....

I have the faintest suspicion that you spend a little too much time on here.

 

[desprateseagull]

what defines the WORST NSC thread ever..?

following on from 'define the best thread ever...

Define the 'perfect' NSC thread. - North Stand Chat

oh yeah, here come the obligatory boobies..